Short Adolf Poems

A gorilla with hair on his philtrum - 
Adolf Hitler 

*Just for fun*

March 29, 2023...

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Two poets called Helga and Rolf
Found no words to rhyme with Adolf
One said it’s absurd
There isn’t one word
Let’s give up and go play some golf...

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Starter of World War Two, Adolf Hitler
His compassion for Jews could not have been littler.
During his Nazi speeches, he'd shout and perspire.
He likely did not realize he was a hideous liar....

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When one thinks of the word "genocide," Adolf Hitler is who generally comes to one's mind,
and yet tobacco has left his total victim/death toll so very far behind.
Tobacco is the otherwise Hitler who succeeded in conquering worldwide.
Tobacco to me will always be a Self Indulged Genocide....

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What point of degree can the world measure
 the atrocities commited by Adolf Hitler?
Did Adolf Hitler bow down,and pray
 to the LORD for forgiveness before he died?
What if he repented like the apostle PAUL,
 will he inherit the kingdom of heaven?

chipepo lwele
*To Adolf Hitler,Stalin and Mussolin....

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What's the attraction with all this POPularity crappola in poetry?
  --- if nobody remembers your name in fifty years,
  we're all on the same boat....
  if they remember your name in fifty years,
  then you're way beyond popular ---
  (you have talent)




****Those who say otherwise are the same type of people
who put Adolf Hitler in power****...

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They think they are better than me, 
they think it though they'll never be, 
they say things like "as an adult" 
dominating as was Adolf 
greatness in their destiny 

Oh I love psychology 
and how it's not society 

self belief forms from self need 
the want to better means you're beneath 
it's not a want that lives in me 
no want cus it's reality...

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Who voted for Adolf Hitler? Almost everybody. No matter which party or candidate chosen. It was done with the fascist attitude of the immoral majority. Sometimes in a disguise. Donald Duck is now Donald Schmuck.(in memory of those of my maternal ancestry who perished in Treblinka concentration camp in Nazi Germany occupied Poland during the WW2 era and in honor of Hannah Arendt. Amen.)...

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Rudolph's name is really Adolf
But was coined for he was thought rude
Assumed to be full of himself
As leader of the reindeer brood

His red nose stayed up in the air
That part of the story is right
But he only kept it that way
To see around the blinding light

About that "rude olf" moniker
He would always spread the word
To please only call him Adolf
Ironically that was preferred!...

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What a tasteless and repulsive thing to do!
Using Adolf Hitler to sell shampoo?
This man was the most striking example of cruelty.
Millions died because of his savagery.
Now he is in a shampoo ad in Turkey.
Have you people forgotten your history?
Discontinue displaying this advertisement today.
To sell your product, there is a better way.

From a news story found on CourierMail.com.au
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Sometimes, though not often anymore
Hitler taps my shoulder
Be serious you laugh, this could not be
But you are you and I am me
Quietly reading, hidden in a book
As I so often was in midst of Blitz
A fast running front, a storm
A roll of thunder crumples in the distance
Grows louder near
Flashes and crashes here
Rumbling recedes
The storm passes
And my subconscious
Listens for sirens
Sounding  All Clear...

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A young Russian couple were much elated
When expecting a new addition
Twins, Boris and Maxim, appeared
After considerable attrition

It wasn't long before they found out
She was pregnant with twins once more
They named them Adolf and Rudolf
It was even harder than before!

When a nurse brought them in she asked
What do you think you'll name a third set
The mother frowned and then she said
Getoff and Stayoff is my best bet!...

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Chancellor Adolf Hitler
Quite dumb with girls when he was littler--
But in Nazi's  prime, came sultry Eva 
Messed-up like Fuhrer, she became his diva!



Educate Me with Humor--Leader Clerihew
Contest of Andrea Dietrich   1/25/2019
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Eva Braun was Hitler's lovely mistress for years.
Though both had eccentric, bizarre characteristics, 
Eva's loyalty to Adolf till their last days made him 
decide to marry her in a civil wedding....

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