Funny Shape Poems | Examples
These Funny Shape poems are examples of Shape poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Shape Funny poems written by international poets.
I
can fly.
When you sing,
it gives me wings.
I often wonder,
while you sing down under
and your voice gives me a lift,
if I might return your sweet gift.
Fetch you the moon on a spoon? I could,
but do you really think I should?
Why not go for something far?
Can I get you a star?
but, if you insist,
I won't resist.
Pretty soon,
the moon -
yours!
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Seen written upon a bathroom stall door...
Said a cocky old gentleman from Kent
Whose mind was like irreparably bent
“I’m in tolerable shape
But I look like an old ape,
My bumper is shriveled, my fender bent."
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Written May 29, 2022
10/10/7/7/10 (HMS)
Submitted to "A Funny Limerick" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
A series of events in the
Serious world,
And I'm writing in humor!
Stories of humanity, but no jokes
Nah not funny....!
Trying my best to go deep,
Don't wanna be shallow nor sound cold,
But i know deep down-
there's something shy going on,
Secrets concealed through symbols:
Hooks, pirates taking over the world,
And we walk the plank...
Not work the ranks...
Fighting Poseidon's legions,
Mermaids with weapons...
Screams: waves and whirlpools;
To get to the shores Got clear this chaos!
Vortex and portals, casted by stars:
Eye dolls working so hard to put smiles on little faces,
knowing the master won't-
be pleased by unwilling-wield-love...!
hat hat hat hat hat
hat hat hat hat hat
hat hat hat hat hat
brim brim brim brim brim brim brim
brim brim brim brim brim brim brim
head head head head head
head head head head head
forehead forehead forehead
face face face face face face
facefacefaceface eyebrow
facefacefaceface eye eye
acefacefaceface eye eye
facefacefaceface eye eye
facefacefaceface eye eye
facefacefacefacefaceface nose nose nose
facefacefacefacefaceface nose nose nose
cheekcheekcheekcheekcheekcheek
cheekcheekcheekcheekcheekcheek
face face face face face face MOUTH
facefacefacefacefacefaceface M
facefacefacefacefacefaceface O
facefacefacefacefacefaceface U
facefacefacefacefacefaceface T H TH
face face face face face face
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neck neck
neck neck
neck neck
shouldershouldershouldershoulder
shouldershouldershouldershoulder
Perfect man who does not talk back.
Forget the stores, the mail and the mall.
A two-year-old with a box is two foot tall.
Forget the bows, the ribbons and the lace.
A three-year-old with a box is in outer space.
Save your money, and save lots of time too.
A four-year-old with a box has his own zoo.
Take all that other junk back to the store.
The box is being decorated into a front door.
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"Word Origin haha, ha-ha originates from the french."
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10/27/18
.
&
as for
cyclists
...............
how are we
meant to understand
all your fancy hand signals
................................
plus, we can see
your b*lls
.
.
&
if I
had
a penny
for every time
I lost my house keys
...........................................
there'd also be a jar full of coins
that I would have to
search
for
.
.
I
just
made an
inventory of
all my body parts
......................................
and I am heavily overstocked
in all the wrong
places
.
.
If
you
want to
buy a girl
some clothes
...........................
buy the smallest size
and get a gift
receipt
.
.
&
if her
shampoo
and conditioner
are not the same brand
...............................
then she's a
guy
.
.
don't
you think
that after all of
those beauty contests
............................
we should have
world peace
by now
?
.
.
I'm
so sorry
I can't come
shopping with you
................................
but I've got a headache
which I probably
caught from
you last
night
.
.
If
you
want to
have some
fun with your kids
....................................
tell them the teacher called
and ask them if there's
something they
want to tell
you
.