Funny Shape Poems

That was the last call.
       Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.
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| haiku is easy                     ...

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Said a cocky old gentleman from Kent
Whose mind was like irreparably bent
“I’m in tolerable shape
But I look like an old ape,
My bumper is shriveled, my...

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A series of events in the 
Serious world,
And I'm writing in humor!
Stories of humanity, but no jokes
Nah not funny....!

Trying my best to go deep,
Don't wanna...

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hat hat hat hat hat
hat hat hat hat hat
hat hat hat hat hat
brim brim brim brim brim brim brim
brim brim brim brim brim brim brim...

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..He just nodded, and motioned her to start,
she said,”First thing you have to tell me
is how do I know there's no aliens germs
that will give...

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Jenna lived in rural Wyoming lands,
where grass rolled over small ridges and buttes,
a small town way out in the cow country,
where the ranchers still throw...

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Forget   the  stores,   the  mail  and the mall.
A   two-year-old  with  a  box is...

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Years ago after
                     hitching as...

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haha        haha               hahaha ...

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.
&
as for
cyclists
...............
how are we
meant to understand
all your fancy hand signals
................................
plus, we can see 
your b*lls
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.
&
if I
had 
a penny
for every time
I lost my house keys
...........................................
there'd also be a jar full of coins 
that I would have to 
search
for
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.
I
just
made an
inventory of
all my body parts
......................................
and I am heavily overstocked 
in all the wrong
places
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.
If 
you 
want to
buy a girl 
some clothes
...........................
buy the smallest size
and get a gift 
receipt
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.
&
if her
shampoo 
and conditioner
are not the same brand
...............................
then she's a
guy
....

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