Semi Poems - Poems about Semi

Honest salesman is a semi-oxymoron Just like an honest politician Please do not laugh, all lawyers or Accountants are not crooks. When the door Is wide open a mouse, a rat, a cockroach Would me more than happy to approach Some politicians have tried to be better And more credible. Some are men/women of honor However, others are pathological liars They are professionals who...

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the stubborn semi stood on his head you cannot make me go, he said to Ed Ed was angry now, a trucker who never swore You are a piece of work, metal scrap and more! the town came to see the semi and gave support he was just protesting his wages, said Uncle Mort He has been on his head for...

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I am if not a man of routine A glass half full is a still a big spill if it tips I can't believe you’d let those words slip So make like Pluto and demote yourself That's only something you'd say While imagining someone else The floodgates were opened and now it's time to build...

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Conundrums heard once too often pale, wither, turn humdrum ~ 'abc' gum _________________________ 'abc?' C'mon guys: 'already been chewed'...

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"semi colon" my proctologist told me Pluto is not a planet but Uranus is...

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Grandpa and grandma formed a senior gang. They dressed to kill with matching shirts that hang. Logo; Old As Hell Angels. Three heavenly archangels, Pit stop had to make, "A Semi," they sang....

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I am feeling Very spaced out Today...

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Twas the semi final Coming to its end, Three all male finalists Bucking previous trend. When told she was leaving She'd stoically played her part. Deep down she was seething With murder in her heart. One great yell of Banzai One contestant dead Felled by a heavy frying pan Smacked across the head. The first one down and, With, her anger still unsated She hid inside the grounds...

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A young boy stopped in the bookstore…he said, “Hello, sir. How are you? I hope you’re doing well.” On second thought I think he was a teenager…the older I get the harder it is to tell. “I have a question he whispered.” Moving closer in on me. “I promise to be brief. Do you...

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fifty-three foot long just a metal frame and bolts hauling tons of goods...

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She was a less-than-truckload lady Who’d signed a contract for the long haul With the interstate driver she married. But that trucker kept a bogus bill of lading And a logbook full of lot lizard flings. So now she’s rolling down the big slab In her hubby’s bobtail bulldog, His gooseneck flatbed stranded in the wings. She’d just renewed her CDL for diesel; Her...

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The heat of the wind in the dry semi-arid blushing my pale face...

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When England play semi finals they tend to draw, losing on penalties to teams who score more, someone will miss one of that we are sure, repeating the fate of the England before, The tale of the shoot out we've had to endure, in extra time last night Harry Kane didn't score, but the rebound he did...

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Four score, nothing there Ukraine lost the Roman hosted sporting affair Back in London Boris raises a Saturday pint Proclaiming success on this summer’s night Soon the red, white boys will be coming home Right now, Wembly is dark and alone Waiting for Tuesday’s Spanish Inquisition Italy goalers...

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Unbearable heat hinterland the midday sun, seems war forced training ......

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