Semi Poems - Poems about Semi

Semi-Salted

He deserved, but never served

As a squid just like his dad

Well preserved, but fragile nerved

All emotions were unclad

Anxiously, he set to sea

Needing moxy really bad

Waves of three, his soul set free

Now ever a salty lad

Honest Politician Is A Semi-Oxymoron

Honest salesman is a semi-oxymoron
Just like an honest politician
Please do not laugh, all lawyers or
Accountants are not crooks. When the door
Is wide open a mouse, a rat, a cockroach
Would me more than happy to approach
Some politicians have tried to be better
And more credible. Some are men/women of honor
However, others are pathological liars
They are professionals who

semi protests

the stubborn semi stood on his head
you cannot make me go, he said to Ed
Ed was angry now, a trucker who never swore
You are a piece of work, metal scrap and more!

the town came to see the semi and gave support
he was just protesting his wages, said Uncle Mort
He has been on his head for

Semi-Indulgent Moon Bounce

I am if not a man of routine  
A glass half full is a still a big spill if it tips
I can't believe you’d let those words slip 
So make like Pluto and demote yourself 
That's only something you'd say 
While imagining someone else 
The floodgates were opened and now it's time to build

Semi-Daffynition

Conundrums heard once too often
    pale, wither, turn humdrum
       ~ 'abc' gum 



  _________________________
   'abc?' C'mon guys: 
   'already been chewed'

Semi Colon

"semi colon"


my proctologist told me 
Pluto is not a planet
but Uranus is

A Blind Semi Truck Driver

Grandpa and grandma formed a senior gang.
They dressed to kill with matching shirts that hang.
Logo; Old As Hell Angels.
Three heavenly archangels,
Pit stop had to make, "A Semi," they sang.

Semi Conscious

I    am  feeling    Very    spaced   out    Today

Semi Final

Twas the semi final
Coming to its end,
Three all male finalists
Bucking previous trend.
When told she was leaving
She'd stoically played her part.
Deep down she was seething
With murder in her heart.
One great yell of Banzai
One contestant dead
Felled by a heavy frying pan
Smacked across the head.
The first one down and,
With, her anger still unsated 
She hid inside the grounds

Semi-Colon

A young boy stopped in the bookstore…he said, “Hello, sir. How are you? I hope you’re doing well.”  On second thought I think he was a teenager…the older I get the harder it is to tell.

“I have a question he whispered.” Moving closer in on me. “I promise to be brief.  Do you

Semi Trailers

fifty-three foot long
just a metal frame and bolts
hauling tons of goods

Semi Divorced

She was a less-than-truckload lady
Who’d signed a contract for the long haul
With the interstate driver she married.
But that trucker kept a bogus bill of lading
And a logbook full of lot lizard flings.
So now she’s rolling down the big slab
In her hubby’s bobtail bulldog,
His gooseneck flatbed stranded in the wings.

She’d just renewed her CDL for diesel;
Her

Hot Wind Dry Semi-Arid

The heat of the wind
          in the dry semi-arid
         blushing my pale face

Winning a Semi Through a Missed Penalty

When England play semi finals they tend to draw,
losing on penalties to teams who score more, 
someone will miss one of that we are sure,
repeating the fate of the England before, 

The tale of the shoot out we've had to endure, 
in extra time last night Harry Kane didn't score, 
but the rebound he did

Poetic Versus About the Semi Final Round

Four score, nothing there  

Ukraine lost the Roman hosted sporting affair  

Back in London Boris raises a Saturday pint  

Proclaiming success on this summer’s night  

Soon the red, white boys will be coming home  

Right now, Wembly is dark and alone  

Waiting for Tuesday’s Spanish Inquisition  

Italy goalers

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