Screwdriver
Drivers
Roll over.
Screws, flip over.
With pressure, twists and turns
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Categories:
screwdriver, blessing,
Form: Cinqku
On the Doleful Prospect of Devoting An Ode To a Screwdriver
Vague words lead poets to heady heights far yonder
If we, like Wordsworth, seek a path to’ wander.’
But words there are whose power is less prolific,
Dwindling fast the more they are specific.
Sententious and meaningful are rhymes
Which great poets have utilized at times
as when a line whose somber end is ‘womb’
finds in
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Categories:
screwdriver, poetry, silly, words,
Form: Light Verse
A Sonic Screwdriver
In this day and age, some ailments are chronic
Sonic screwdrivers are better than expensive tonics
Would I try it, no sweat
Beats incision by bayonet
Much quicker, less painful with speeds supersonic
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Categories:
screwdriver, health,
Form: Limerick
A Sonic Screwdriver
In this day and age, some ailments are chronic
Sonic screwdrivers are best to expensive tonics
Would I try it, no sweat
Beats incision by bayonet
Much quicker, less painful with speeds supersonic
...
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Categories:
screwdriver, health,
Form: Limerick
A Sonic Screwdriver
In this day and age, some ailments are chronic
Sonic screwdrivers are superior to expensive tonics
Would I try it, no sweat
Beats incision by bayonet
Much quicker, less painful with speeds supersonic
Inspired by Sir Thomas Cunningham
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Categories:
screwdriver, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Screwdriver
a screwdriver
a drink or a tool
which one would you rather?
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Categories:
screwdriver, drink, word play,
Form: Questionku
Categories:
screwdriver, image,
Form: Haiku
Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver (
When he bought it, it cost him four grand
Specially made by the Craftsman Brand
It has never been removed from its original case
He keeps it locked up in his personal safe
One time a female seen it, she fainted, he had to revive her
It is not a myth, it does exist, Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver
That is the
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Categories:
screwdriver, funny, social,
Form: ABC