Schnapps Poems - Poems about Schnapps

...I first heard about Teacup Spigot Alley from my cousin Sally. She had been there many times to sip tea and dilly dally. Two pink macaws were slurping down sugar lemon tea. One gave me a peck, the ......Read the rest...

...Bartender Oh Bartender (a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain! Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic when the doth ale). Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending of another work day beckon B......Read the rest...

...Inside cooped up in my loft all autumn with writer’s block, it was time. I arrived on New Year’s Day. I wanted a fresh start, so I took a well-deserved hiatus. Such grandeur, and glory, ......Read the rest...

...Czeslawa Kwoka #26947 04/12/1943 (c) London F. Bus Auschwitz Birkenau. Killing is hard work, but the schnapps is fine. Czeslawa Kw......Read the rest...

...Subjects can their Bad Kings banish: Their Lords that image tarnish By being decisive and mannish While proving them a clannish After bribing schnapps of the Danish And deceiving wine the Sp......Read the rest...

...Whiskey and orange juice, Peach schnapps and cola, Buckfast and sprite, Desperate times called for Horrifying measures. Thank god I was not a bartender For I would have been Thrown......Read the rest...

...Santa won’t be back next Christmas Eve, he decided to retire and take his leave. With all the online shopping in the world today, he set his reindeer free and burned his sleigh. He’ll probably ......Read the rest...

...The bars are all closed and I’ve got a full tank, So we could idle all night. I’ll buy us breakfast at the Swamp Pike Diner. We’ll welcome dawn’s early light. It’s been seven long years since t......Read the rest...

...the elves built a new workshop and yes there’s a but they didn’t use one-call and their phone lines got cut isolated up north poor Santa missed some calls he lost the warranty on his sleigh and an......Read the rest...

...The burden of holding it in my arms weighed me down to nothing. I had not felt like myself for months, and no one noticed my morning breath at midnight or my late-night schnapps scented ......Read the rest...

...Cointreau broke Gluino Thanatos shall be reconciled White wine jumped Saxion Hymenaios was cold Campari hunted Higgs Thetis shall be cut down Anisette haunted Neutrino Pan was enjoye......Read the rest...

...Christmas at Grandma’s over the river and the thru the woods it’s damn cold out here even with our hoods the horse knows the way but he tends to sway if he drops we won’t be getting away. next......Read the rest...

...A Special Thanks to the Bumbles We give thanks to the creator for you, special pollinator, the miracle of natural homes for workers, queens, eggs and drones. Golden like the noonday sun color......Read the rest...

...Not to Show Off One's Learning (?? ???? ???? ???????) Instead Self Effacing, B'Tz'nyus, Otherwise, Imbibe Drink of Ego, Schnapps in Shrinking Hollowness, Rather Honor Your Fellow, Not Me!......Read the rest...

...Now legends tell in History of events that shook the world. But nothing compares to the show we had that caused my toes to curl. The story grows each passing year though some try ......Read the rest...