Ryder Poems - Poems about Ryder

...Basically I am making a sundae out of my vajina hahahahahaha. Yeah, this is the normal recipe.. We need to spice up things Don. (kithay masala ghat kithay bohta) Note.Suk Suk Suk sehnil Kohleen.......Read More

...I lay awake in that dark hour and was reflecting on my life From all the travelling I had done to the breakup with my wife I was an architectural painter and was very successful too And after ......Read More

...Here lies the body of red ryder guy… Ignored his mother and shot out his eye. ————— First Place Winner For the Killing With an Epigram Poetry Contest Sponsored by Margari......Read More

...Can’t believe how many years together. As a couple the ups & downs we weather. As husband and wife over the past six. Loyally accepting flaws we cannot fix. I’m not going to sugarcoat how w......Read More

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read More

...Reservations are made years in advance of the event. Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent. Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent. Attendees eager to share stori......Read More

...Red Ryder had a BB gun That Playboy bunnies could outrun Their fluffy tails Alerted males A Little Beaver is more fun!......Read More

...What I’m going to tell you now might make you think I’m loco. I hope that you’ll believe me, but I don’t care if you do. You asked me what - in all my life’s - the strangest thing I’ve seen. Well…c......Read More

...P S its POETRY WRITE ON WRITE ON CONGRATS TO MY FELLOW POETRY SOUPERS PART 13 Many thanks to you selected poets; Of sharing your whispers from God, tho you didn’t know it; Each letters and each w......Read More

...Lydia in 1988’s movie Beetlejuice was my first Goth experience. Winona Ryder did a fabulous job of making Goth feel normal. I adored everything about her character. The best movie character since......Read More

...I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Selena Gomez, Ariande Grande, Goo Goo Dolls, Eminem, Rheanna, Dr. Phil, Ellen Degener......Read More

...A big-blue-eyed Ralphie Parker, coveting a Red Ryder Air Rifle, So that he can defend himself against Scut Farkus, that would be a feat. Beautiful Betty Boop lamp in the window with the fringe ski......Read More

...Today is the day of February 14th, So I'm making this card and it may sound mean. Let's rip off an arm and beat each other in the head, So the love we share bleeds out our stumps bloody red. Then......Read More

...Note to Readers of Previous Versions: There are so many new vignettes scattered throughout the poem that I hope you will reread the whole thing! There are many new GEMS, improvements to previ......Read More

...You were a Man who had a tough exterior, Even having street mentality your Heart was superior. Like a Knight on a shiny steed, You were there for everyone who was in need and treated Women li......Read More