Vulgar Poems | Examples


Vulgar Hang Man To Leah

“The rope round Leah’s neck 
Shall soon Leah’s life wreck’’: 
Give Leah her first chance 
For a funny dance
From a climbed stool
Removed as a rule…

Yes, Leah’s first full chance 
For a last Quaint Dance…
And I shall advance 
Of Course, Mark Evans,
Man of Relevance;
To stretch Leah’s mischance 
With grins worse than lance 
To wasted Leah raise 
And the Devil praise!”

Premium Member No More Vulgar Than Is Putin

The Russian bear frighteningly growls  
  ~ Will his paws rip out Ukraine's bowels

Premium Member Lamented Streets

Lamented Streets
David J Walker

I bring the village and 
The villagers follow 

Each a part of the past of 
a distorted dream

the energies of the city
magnetize everything 
in its path  

what I miss is the quiet 
of a former reality 

the colors clearly defined 
the air unsoured and aroused

the waters translucent and pure 
a wind with real meaning 

a moon clearly seen from a Mesa 
the sweet smell of a mesquite fire
by the lake 

I bring the villagers who are inarticulate 
In the urban foreign vernaculars of

The vulgar streets of daily disasters 
Where every song sung is a lament 

For sad listeners longing for an 
Escape to simple settings


Congtatulater of Vulgar

Congtatulater of Vulgar

Both Trump and  supporters are so vulgar;
Of eachother appear to be a congratularor;
Inteligence do know,
They are way below;
What Trump did indicate need a translater.

Jim Horn

Guarantee you will never find another
poem like this one.

Premium Member Kitchen Inventory

Keg full of monkey j*zz
	Jar packed with grime
Little tank of tiny turtles
	Pot of slug slime.

Shaker full of flea larvae
	Small box of moss
Squeeze-tube of mushy meat
	Flask of dog sauce.

Leeches in a cookie tin
	Ice tray of blow
Now can you play to win
	This cooking show.

How We Feed the Vulgar Mouth of Capitalism

And here we are, on this field
Full of wealth and want...

Hawking love and loans like lollies,
Goodies of globalization entice the gullible ones,

Profits blossom [only] in well-made markets,
Global indoctrination indiscriminate and insurmountable,

Only the fit survive this global rat race 
When we feed the vulgar mouth of capitalism


The Vulgar and the Beautiful

The Vulgar and the Beautiful 

By the roadside I saw a blushing flower amongst
arrogant, working class weed. It suffered greatly 
this delicate bloom which could inspire a poet
to write about the richness of nature if only bloody
weed would stop being so obtrusive.

I picked the flower, rude, gray weed applauded 
in their world of harshness beauty was strength.
And now that I have changed from being an angry
old man to a gentle soul, I put the flower in a vase
and saw it die of loneliness 

Next day I stopped my car at the same spot I
ignored the blaring horns of angry drivers. And 
the weed said: “why did you this to us we need 
a soft soul amongst us even when we make fun 
of its boon, but we need the love it creates.

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