Vulgar Poems - Poems about Vulgar

“The rope round Leah’s neck Shall soon Leah’s life wreck’’: Give Leah her first chance For a funny dance From a climbed stool Removed as a rule… Yes, Leah’s first full chance For a last Quaint Dance… And I shall advance Of Course, Mark Evans, Man of Relevance; To stretch Leah’s mischance With grins worse than lance To wasted Leah raise...

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The Russian bear frighteningly growls ~ Will his paws rip out Ukraine's bowels...

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Lamented Streets David J Walker I bring the village and The villagers follow Each a part of the past of a distorted dream the energies of the city magnetize everything in its path what I miss is the quiet of a former reality the colors clearly defined the air unsoured and aroused the waters translucent and pure a wind...

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Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine: There was a lewd whore from Nantucket who intended to pee in a bucket; but being a man she missed the damn can and her rattled john fled, crying: "f**k it!" —Variation on a classic limerick by Michael...

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Billy McWhiffy Billy McWhiffy needed to fart But there was a lady pushing a cart Once she’d passed by and he thought he might bust He readied himself for an almighty gust But his belly was swollen with gas he’d amassed And if he let rip, whole towns might be gassed But he had to let go though he feared for his...

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Congtatulater of Vulgar Both Trump and supporters are so vulgar; Of eachother appear to be a congratularor; Inteligence do know, They are way below; What Trump did indicate need a translater. Jim Horn Guarantee you will never find another poem like this one....

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Keg full of monkey j*zz Jar packed with grime Little tank of tiny turtles Pot of slug slime. Shaker full of flea larvae Small box of moss Squeeze-tube of mushy meat Flask of dog sauce. Leeches in a cookie tin Ice tray of blow Now can you play to win This cooking show....

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To the facts we often would allude Not only are you vulgar but so crude; (Also vain if you want to add that.) What you did thought was implicit To everyone else seemed to be illicit. Was obscene, absurd and ridiculous Language used completely ludicrous; Sure looked suspicious leaving scene; Left trail of blood from a ruptured spline. Philosophy often contained curiosity Face looked awful...

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And here we are, on this field Full of wealth and want... Hawking love and loans like lollies, Goodies of globalization entice the gullible ones, Profits blossom [only] in well-made markets, Global indoctrination indiscriminate and insurmountable, Only the fit survive this global rat race When we feed the vulgar mouth of capitalism...

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The Vulgar and the Beautiful By the roadside I saw a blushing flower amongst arrogant, working class weed. It suffered greatly this delicate bloom which could inspire a poet to write about the richness of nature if only bloody weed would stop being so obtrusive. I picked the flower, rude, gray weed applauded in their world of harshness beauty...

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