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Donnie T!

Look at me I’m Donnie T! Unbound by reality Out of my head But my hat is bright red It’s me! I’m Donnie T…ee…ee I have a great slogan I’m pals with Joe Rogan (Great guy. Very short.) It’s me! I’m Donnie T! A real stable genius I have a yuge (don’t judge my hands) (they’re quite large for a man) Say’s me I’m Donnie T…ee…ee Work for me you’ll sign an NDA To protect my big fat…HEY (we all do it…right?) It’s me! I’m Donnie T! So believe me, I know Just because I said so You’re stupid when you don’t And a loser if you won’t It’s me! I’m Donnie T…ee...ee We are just so very great “They” however do not rate (They’re eating our pets after all) It’s me I’m Donnie T! Don’t you believe the covfefe They try to make me look messy Tremendously fake news Watch Hannity for your views It’s me! I’m Donnie T…ee…ee All I do is make deals The bestest great deals (Tariffs and Crypto--How can we lose) It’s me I’m Donnie T! You know China’s just not classy But my daughter Ivanka is so sassy I’d date her if I could But Melania said I probably should…..not It’s me! I’m Donnie T…EEEE…EEEE!

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