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Ronny Poems - Poems about Ronny

Premium Member The Celestial NAAFI
... The Celestial NAAFI Well there sits old Buck like he always did, Waving his pipe and tilting his lid. There’s Johnny and Ronny and Shep and old Taffy, And Soapy still d......

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Categories: ronny, military,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Male Footle Slang Names: Part 7
...Give This Guy a Chance Throw in Rowen The Hypochondriac Dyin’ Eyan So Generous is He Giver River The Sneaky One Wily Riley The Parachutist Glider Ryder Legal in Ha......

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Categories: ronny, humorous,
Form: Footle



Legacy accompanied with inadequacy DESPAIR RING
...Legacy accompanied with inadequacy DESPAIR RING uninvited GUESTS linkedin as the themes of mein kampf. Despite countless factorial permutations & combinations, this cyber surfer avails left and......

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Categories: ronny, abuse, age, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Rum N Raisin 5 - No Need To Cook
...Rum felt a chill which he couldn’t explain Had mum left the freezer door open again? He went to the kitchen and muttered, “Aha!” The freezer door was just a little ajar Inquisitive kittens, as ......

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Categories: ronny, cat, food,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Rum N Raisin 4 - Homer Lone
...Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside And then Rum saw a windo......

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Categories: ronny, animal, cat,
Form: Narrative



Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......

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Categories: ronny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Annual Fair Preparation
...Every year our community gets together at the annual church fair. This year they have changed the format with some new events and dropping some of the old events that appeared a little dangerous. How......

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Categories: ronny, community, games,
Form: Rhyme
Poetic Prognostication Proves Itself Pathetic Pablum Part Deux
...Countdown to *****sapiens extinction predicted millenniums in past ordained but never occurred December 21 two thousand and twelve after common era whereby catastrophic spark detonating inferno ......

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Categories: ronny, allah, america, anxiety, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Annulment Coming Up
...I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament, when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent. Thank God I wasn’t in the driver’s seat, ‘cause we wouldn’t be alive, but me......

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Categories: ronny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Hitman Sammie
...The canny hitman wears many faces His smiling face he calls democracy Were you to hear him chanting.. You would be forgiven to believe Freedoms.. rights, democracy.. He utters and funds yet.. SE......

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Categories: ronny, extended metaphor, inspiration, judgement,
Form: Dramatic Verse
A Happy New Year To Those Who Drink
...This happens only to Ronny trying to hang ornaments on the biggest and tallest Christmas Tree he bought to impress neighbors and friends: everything he does is insanity! The craziest thing he ......

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Categories: ronny, christmas, humor,
Form: Lyric
Leading Me To Sunday
...Wasn't written in the scriptures you'd be found twin bunnies hopping along side with the summer little Ronny Johnson's sister tagging right along stolen glances and secret kisses swinging togeth......

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Categories: ronny, journey, love, memory, missing
Form: Free verse
A Poem For Ronny
...The decision I made was so painful, you meant the most to me. I never thought we’d ever part, ever since we portrayed, till death do us part. I am hurting but such is life this too shall pass. G......

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Categories: ronny, absence, boyfriend, emotions, journey,
Form: Ballad
Take Me Out To the Ballgame, Mister Cub
...Mr. Cub, take me out to the ballgame! A Chicago Cubs-Fan Prayer! In nomine patri et fili spiritu of Ron Santo ......

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Categories: ronny, baseball, childhood, growing up,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ronny Rap
...With a glint in his eye A mind like a steel trap Don't mess with Ronny He won't take any crap He is a fine fellow A good friend to choose With his sense of humor Ronny's sure to amuse Sti......

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Categories: ronny, friend,
Form: Quatrain

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