Best Ronny Poems

With a glint in his eye
A mind like a steel trap
Don't mess with Ronny
He won't take any crap

He is a fine fellow
A good friend to...

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The decision I made was so painful, you meant the most to me.
I never thought we’d ever part, ever since we portrayed, till death do...

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Dear  Ronny

What a Divine being you are !
You gallop in all your fours
the moment I call thy name.
At times, even my very look
fetches fast...

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Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse
He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house
But all the mice were...

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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today

It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...

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Wasn't written in the scriptures you'd be found
twin bunnies hopping along side with the summer
little Ronny Johnson's sister tagging right along
stolen glances and secret kisses...

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I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament,
when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent.
Thank God I wasn’t...

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Every year our community gets together at the annual church fair. This year they have changed the format with some new events and dropping some...

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Rum felt a chill which he couldn’t explain
Had mum left the freezer door open again?
He went to the kitchen and muttered, “Aha!”
The freezer door was...

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Mr. Cub, take me out to the ballgame! 
 
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Cold day? 

I am not fazed or dazed By
Winter’s fast approach because In such cold days
I just indulge in the comfort of Clinging onto my...

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I talk, I scream but it seems so in vain.
I'm here but I'm not, you look but you do but you don't see.
I'm an outcast...

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The sound of anger is a silent one,
Don’t you know?
A deaf tone ringing, Vibrating then nothing 
An alliteration of explosive hollow emotions
 Replete with intoxicating...

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This happens only to Ronny
trying to hang ornaments
on the biggest and tallest 
Christmas Tree he bought
to impress neighbors and friends:
everything he does is insanity!
The craziest...

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The canny hitman wears many faces
His smiling face he calls democracy
Were you to hear him chanting..
You would be forgiven to believe
Freedoms.. rights, democracy..
He utters and...

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