A Happy New Year To Those Who Drink

This happens only to Ronny trying to hang ornaments on the biggest and tallest Christmas Tree he bought to impress neighbors and friends: everything he does is insanity! The craziest thing he has ever done was falling off the ladder on the sleeping cat that used to rip apart his cowboy hat with his claws that scared everyone! Poor, Ronny why did you fall off the ladder landing on the sleeping cat that catches mice; isn't your hair full of fluff? He always thought that you were cheerful and nice: letting him play with your basketball! Poor Ronny, throw out that Johnny Walker battle... it makes your skinny legs joggle: that's why you walk with a waddle! Next time use more caution and be smart, so you won't fall off and land on the sleeping cat... or miss a few steps and hurt your butt! Do drunk people feel pain or seem upset? Today Ronny got drunk and unable to think and standing on that ladder that wobbles he falls again on the sleeping cat that flees and laughing he quickly gets up and says, " A Happy New Year to those who drink: the happier the heart is, the sweeter it sings! " Copyright ( c ) 2017 by Andrew Crisci