Funny Romantic Poems
These Funny Romantic poems are examples of Romantic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Romantic Funny poems written by international poets.
The first time you kissed me, it was such a shockThe first time you kissed me, it was such a shock,
I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock.
But before you accuse me of...
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romantic, cute love, funny love,
Seeking My LadyAlthough retired and glad to be "job free"
I've still places to go, things to do, people to see...
When I get back home the first 'Order...
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romantic, cute love, funny love,
Valentines DaySweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance....
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romantic, cute love, first love,
Playboy In DisguiseThey label you a rogue, a jest,
A playboy cloaked in careless jest,
Yet here I stand, my heart steadfast,
For in your chaos, my love is cast.
You...
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romantic, for him, funny love,
Love written with a faint inkI'm writing on your heart with a faint ink,
you have to look so close without a blink
to understand you must really think
and when you do,...
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romantic, cute love, emotions, feelings,
A Dawn Picnic Of Pickled Eggsup from the east
rose the sun for a feast
with the moon who was still up at dawn
the two for a banquet
upon a tartan blanket
and...
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romantic, fun, funny, humorous, love,
My Heart was Captivated
Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.
At first, I...
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romantic, boy, feelings, for him,
A Celestial TrapGot stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!
Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...
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romantic, blessing, emotions, funny love,
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A LoverAn Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...
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romantic, desire, friendship, funny, lust,
My Funny ValentineBought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....
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humor, romance, romantic, rose,
You can't divorce a good jokeBluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...
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romantic, emotions, funny, humor, marriage,
Life is a Song
*Written using 25 Beatles hit song titles. Revised a bit for 2024
It's been a hard day's night, my love. Tonight, I want to hold your...
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appreciation, music, romantic love,
Tune UpCome inside it's cold out
The cabin's nice and warm
The weekend forecast just came on
They say a big snowstorm
I'll get your booty slippers
You change into...
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romantic, for her, i love
The Lover's TaleI wanted to leave the world behind,
But she said, "I want our story to be romanticized".
So I buried us alive, side by side.
...
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dark, funny, romantic, rude,
Precious MemoriesDo you smile when you read these?
Does your heart do funny things
Like mine does when you text me
Or when I hear you sing?
Do you like...
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romantic, for her, i love