God blitzed Sodom & Gomorrah
Including fauna & flora
Putin says, "Me, too!
I am just like you
Blasting that Box of Pandora!"
n.b. after blowing up their home
and family, Russian troops
tell survivors that they have
been liberated from the Nazis!
Categories:
razz, god, integrity, truth,
Form: Limerick
Snazzy jazzy Razzmatazzy,
new black cat of mine
curled up cozy on my bed -
what makes you so fine?
Snazzy jazzy Razzmatazzy,
small and smooth and sleek.
Guests come calling; in you slink
just to take a peek!
Snazzy jazzy Razzmatazzy,
languidly you preen.
Gaze with eyes I can't define.
Are they gold or green?
Snazzy jazzy Razzmatazzy,
now a little fat.
All you do is lay around -
I'm ok with that!
Snazzy jazzy Razzmatazzy,
as I stroke your fur,
start your rhythm warm and dear.
Bring that jazzy purr!
Snazzy jazzy Razzmatazzy,
great is my relief
that I found a pet like you
sweet beyond belief!
(slight variation of 5/7 trochee poetry form)
For the jazz poetry contest of Giorgio Venetopoulos
Categories:
razz, cat,
Form: Rhyme
When you walked into a room
the whole world seemed to shine
when you made a joke
every one laughed, every time
you were the comedian, the joker
the love muscle and more
you walked through the halls
and peeked your head into the classroom doors
you always asked for ciggerets
even when i had only one left
i always gave them to you
so id never have regrets
you walked around with your boxers out
they were hot purple and black
and in your past, you never really looked back
the days i spent around our town
just trying to get your look
you caught me and i smiled like a crook
i never got that hug, the one you promised me
but one day up in heaven ill get it from you, you'll see
Categories:
razz,
Form: I do not know?