The Ultimate Faerie

She is the ultimate faerie, full of splash dazzle, razzle, spritz and pizazz. I bet she was sent here by the old one, the god of the razz-a-ma-tazz. What proof do you have that she is a spy? I asked the one who spoke. Just thinking it because she is so sparkly and beautiful, said the young bloke. We agreed on one thing. She was gorgeous in every kind of faerie-like way. Being around her felt magnificent, she was the uplifter of this happy Tuesday. The ultimate faerie had spiky hair of pink, blue, glittery silver all pretty. We later discovered that her sense of humor made her incredibly witty.