Puns Poems - Poems about Puns

...Lately, I failed to notice My wife had worn A new piece of jewelry I'd bought her. She informed me, when I asked about it, Quite matter-of-factly, that I hadn't noticed Because we no longer look......Read More

...Food for Thought... You want puns? How about on buns? Written word fun From the fruits of the Earth's sun Thought about cruisin' on my bike to grab some grub, but it was two-tired. Decid......Read More

...In prepping for a funeral The family gathered in the hall They sat there all mourning Even though it was nightfall He had eaten lots of vegetables Yet, he passed on in his suite Must have st......Read More

... •• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? Have a house-swarming party, and give a welcome hearty. •• What did the duck say to the waiter? "Let me have my fill, just put it on my ......Read More

...You can write into the air. You can speak upon a page. A painting can be a novel. A story can paint the perfect picture. Dance can express deep emotion. Emotions can stir deep movements with......Read More

... You've heard of an orchard/ I've stirred up an artchard with girthed art to be heard/ Words come in with fun as the function never turned defunct/ Metaphors and puns run an injunction to sever ......Read More

...I write poems for sly smirks and laughter I want a hearty chuckle and an eye roll A reaction to some nonsense thereafter Something to ease the ache of life’s toll I want a hearty chuckle and an......Read More

... Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! I used to think I w......Read More

... Here's a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask for your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a way......Read More

...Weather comes, but not to everyone. Strange or strong, or just the sun, Wet, dry or, "Just no fun!" Are you ready for the weather With a heart light as a feather? Do you care or do you bother?......Read More

...There once was a robin who flew somewhat strangely down my chimney flue. When I asked if she missed due to morn's heavy mist, she said, "That, plus I'm fighting the flu". Unhappy with how much......Read More

... Denying us a reply Does many faults imply: That you do wrong routes ply And don’t knowledge supply… Is it about bundles He lazily trundles: Appointments he had missed But remorselessly h......Read More

... Good afternoon my lady Lemme introduce myself,I am a poet I love playing with words and creating puns I am ready to plant you in my paragraphs Print smiles on your face and paint them with word......Read More

...alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer big plans to relocate self and spouse to some tropical island paradise by the dashboard light (the above line credited to musician named Meatloaf......Read More

...‘Tis no less the poet who writes of the frivolous Josh Billings and Ogden Nash come to mind, But, we have some at the Soup quite humorous A quick survey of new poems and you’ll find T......Read More