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Puns Poems - Poems about Puns
Puns Poems - Examples of all types of poems about puns to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Do I See You Anymore
...Lately, I failed to notice My wife had worn A new piece of jewelry I'd bought her. She informed me, when I asked about it, Quite matter-of-factly, that I hadn't noticed Because we no longer look......
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William Masonis
Categories:
puns,
emotions, for her, memory,
Form:
Narrative
Food for Thought
...Food for Thought... You want puns? How about on buns? Written word fun From the fruits of the Earth's sun Thought about cruisin' on my bike to grab some grub, but it was two-tired. Decid......
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Kristen Granet
Categories:
puns,
food, poems, riddle, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
The Pun Fun in Funeral with a Little Onion Breath
...In prepping for a funeral The family gathered in the hall They sat there all mourning Even though it was nightfall He had eaten lots of vegetables Yet, he passed on in his suite Must have st......
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Hat Bueckert
Categories:
puns,
dark, funny, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Punny Q and A
... •• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? Have a house-swarming party, and give a welcome hearty. •• What did the duck say to the waiter? "Let me have my fill, just put it on my ......
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Joanna Daniel
Categories:
puns,
fun, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
The Artist's Way
...You can write into the air. You can speak upon a page. A painting can be a novel. A story can paint the perfect picture. Dance can express deep emotion. Emotions can stir deep movements with......
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Sara Etgen-Baker
Categories:
puns,
art, dance, emotions, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Artchard
... You've heard of an orchard/ I've stirred up an artchard with girthed art to be heard/ Words come in with fun as the function never turned defunct/ Metaphors and puns run an injunction to sever ......
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Kyle Gee
Categories:
puns,
adventure, art, character, confidence,
Form:
Rhyme
Writing for Chuckles
...I write poems for sly smirks and laughter I want a hearty chuckle and an eye roll A reaction to some nonsense thereafter Something to ease the ache of life’s toll I want a hearty chuckle and an......
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Hat Bueckert
Categories:
puns,
funny, writing,
Form:
Pantoum
Puns X2
... Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling! I used to think I w......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
puns,
fun,
Form:
Free verse
The Puns Just Keep Coming
... Here's a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask for your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a way......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
puns,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Weather Ready
...Weather comes, but not to everyone. Strange or strong, or just the sun, Wet, dry or, "Just no fun!" Are you ready for the weather With a heart light as a feather? Do you care or do you bother?......
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Helen Reimer
Categories:
puns,
inspirational, seasons, weather,
Form:
Rhyme
Homophone Me
...There once was a robin who flew somewhat strangely down my chimney flue. When I asked if she missed due to morn's heavy mist, she said, "That, plus I'm fighting the flu". Unhappy with how much......
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John Watt
Categories:
puns,
humor, words,
Form:
Limerick
Why did you part with Bonaparte
... Denying us a reply Does many faults imply: That you do wrong routes ply And don’t knowledge supply… Is it about bundles He lazily trundles: Appointments he had missed But remorselessly h......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
puns,
absence, betrayal, break up,
Form:
Rhyme
CRUSH ON YOU
... Good afternoon my lady Lemme introduce myself,I am a poet I love playing with words and creating puns I am ready to plant you in my paragraphs Print smiles on your face and paint them with word......
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John Lenda
Categories:
puns,
candy, crush, love,
Form:
Free verse
Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
...alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer big plans to relocate self and spouse to some tropical island paradise by the dashboard light (the above line credited to musician named Meatloaf......
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matthew harris
Categories:
puns,
addiction, america, beautiful, blessing,
Form:
Rhyme
Humorists
...‘Tis no less the poet who writes of the frivolous Josh Billings and Ogden Nash come to mind, But, we have some at the Soup quite humorous A quick survey of new poems and you’ll find T......
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L MILTON HANKINS
Categories:
puns,
humor, poets, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
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