Puns Poems - Poems about Puns

... Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity In case you haven't heard Explains the reason why silly puns Cause groans, they're so absurd Didn't create these silly things Well not all of 'em at......Read the rest...

...Where is mystery On how Moses makes his tea? We know, Hebrews it. It won’t surprise me If a cartoonist’s found dead And clues are sketchy. I catch it the least That gossamer lovely beast,......Read the rest...

...As Medusa walks in, shuts the door, caresses precision hand down the mahogany- and shows one what for. Senses in starbursts-cloudburst flavor crystals accenting- your bloom of predicate corpu......Read the rest...

...Uruguay and I’m a Gwirl I want you to love me, I want you to care. I want you to promise you’ll always be there. I’m a man willing to fight for love. Battlefield is strewn with former hugs. ......Read the rest...

...Beautiful hair, As beautiful as her. A gentle personality, Softer than fur. Her radiance itself, Bigger than the Sun's. Quiet like a mouse, But always has puns. Her ways of art spread, I......Read the rest...

...Riddles Riddle me this Batman: what is the middle of a fat man? Is there anything clean about a garbage can? If two can dance can Toucan Sam? Is beige the same as ecru or tan? Why -does it c......Read the rest...

...Dear 2024, I hope this poetic vow wouldn’t be shunned, as I block negativity from my phone, like my bitter exes. And forgive my sense of humor that resembles sour grapes, like a......Read the rest...

...WORDPLAY to my poet peers, in this PS sphere; where many shed a tear with talk of yesteryear; Few puns do I hear ! so please my reader dear p'raps you'll give a steer & bring a smile near......Read the rest...

... Will always keep my heirlooms Great grandmother's church shawl, for the pew in a prayer ......Read the rest...

...I was a happy, fluent linguist, fruitfully helping revive endangered languages, As colorful rainbows walk across the sky, in buttery hours, turned languorous. I enjoyed doing practical fieldwork,......Read the rest...

...The other members of the group would tease Lambent Shroud. They’d speak in groans n puns too. You’d sense lambent was a little uncomfortable with it all. The other members of this amazing group we......Read the rest...

...Team leader Renee peered out of her faux gold window around a pulsing Friday noon. “Almost like we’re puppets of each other down there. Maybe everywhere?” Albert, her partner and co-worker were......Read the rest...

...An unfilled room, a plot line that ends Becoming redundant whilst no one defends Chaos created in an unoccupied space Dread that meanders but cannot be traced E......Read the rest...

...Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold two alternate titles: 1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg 2. Incorrigible lottery dreamer linkedin with previous ......Read the rest...

...It CAN be ‘fish n chips’ stop carping on, there’s no plaice for rudeness! It's so sad to see a person out of their depths and just floundering Why is it that some people alw......Read the rest...