The Pun Fun In Funeral With a Little Onion Breath

In prepping for a funeral The family gathered in the hall They sat there all mourning Even though it was nightfall He had eaten lots of vegetables Yet, he passed on in his suite Must have still had too much sugar And not enough heart beets A farmer by trade, he grew Not just beets but onions too When he passed, they cut his crops And cried all the way through They made his favorite cheese as well A batch to honor him that day His athlete niece, age nineteen, fell Now there’s pro teen in the whey Onions served at the will reading One son got more than his share “Yes, I see”, said the executor I can smell it in the heir “Woof” exclaimed his trusty dog “This situation is certainly tough. Although I’m sad about my human These jokes were pretty ruff…..”