Short Puns Poems

How much for a snickety?
That's 25 cents persnickety.
Great, I'll take three....

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tripwire with spiked barbs 
two trite puns joined at the hip
slapstick jabs that bruise...

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An Angel said to Jesus "one time you said "Barrak Obama is Satan"
Jesus said "I was Joking around about That!!!"
so one day prophecy become puns and there's always been a TV...

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WORDPLAY

to my poet peers,
in this PS sphere;
where many shed a tear
with  talk of yesteryear;
Few puns do I hear !
so please my reader dear
p'raps you'll give a steer
& bring a smile near...

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WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?
Words bring poems near
to my poet peers,
in this PS sphere;
Many shed a tear
with talk of yesteryear;
But no puns do I hear !
oh reader ,my dear
p'raps you'll give a steer....

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tell me now
do I
      protest
      too much?
words
    of alarm
    and
    metaphor,
in puns
     and
     play on words,
synonym
   of
      arrested
      stress
in
device
      & trick...

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Words bring poems near
to my poet peers,
in this PS sphere;
Many shed a tear
with talk of yesteryear;
But no puns do I hear !
oh Carolyn my dear
p'raps you'll give a steer.


Inspired by Carolyn's latest contest...

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i never
figuratively
but literally
try to make

a point
and my puns
are always in
tended with

out me
having to make
finger quotation
marks in the air

while 
trying to find a 
synonym for the
word synonym...

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No more poems about poops and bums
Worn them right out, on to jokes and puns
Know what MNDI stands fer
Stands for your MIND out of order
Got bunches of silly groaners to post by the ton


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Quatrain #756:
PAIN


Prize profound play with poignant fun,
Apt is the way that pleasure runs;
Intent works say as pain surrounds,
Now live each day with wholesome puns.

~~~~~~~~~



Leon Enriquez
18 June 2017
Singapore...

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re-post inspired by John's contest

WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?

Words bring poems near
to my poet peers,
in this PS sphere;
Many shed a tear
with talk of yesteryear;
But no puns do I hear !
oh reader ,my dear
p'raps you'll give a steer....

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Quatrain #858:
MINT


Make what you will of love that funds,
Ink how joy fills the flight wit puns;
Note glimpse of hills where poise now shows,
Touch prompts deep feel of a home run.

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
28 December 2018
Singapore...

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With tricks and puns
Rene had much fun;
Ever looking for the flip side..
The side we never see
Magritte shows us..what might be

Ren Magritte 1898-1967 The Happy Donor

http://arthousereproductions.com/the-happy-donor-p-14519.html?manufacturers_id=635...

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Andrew was a wealthy lawyer's son 
Began each day with his morning runs
Circumstantial evidence
Disguised as benevolence 
Etches daily naughty legal puns



AP: 3rd place 2022

Submitted on January 9, 2019 for contest LIMERICK II sponsored by JOSEPH MAY  -  RANKED 4TH...

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surreally funny
or half a laugh
I’ve sat in both audiences
while the comic puns and pans

for your amusement
the joker smokes
each and every line cries
know your punters eager

you thought you were
surreally funny but-
you had a distinct
nonsense of humour.

10.2021...

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Dear clown
Wear well
Cheer's frown
Cast spell


Dear goon
Your smiles
Reaps boon
Fine style


Dear fool
Wise mirth
Feels cool
Cheer births


Dear man
Thank you
You can
Be you


Dear fun
Mime fit
Face puns
Warm wit



Leon Enriquez
10 August 2017
Singapore...

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How do you want what you have right here?
Know things get done with breezy cheer
Feel that sure chant to purge fear
Urgent poise styles clear trace
Frame voice to etch trace
Word choice greets grace
Wit puns well
Feel tells
Spell




Leon Enriquez
22 January 2016
Singapore...

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Craft stuff
Just laugh


Heed joke
Wit pokes


Stroke ease
Proud please


Pun puns
Brisk run


See truth
Feel proof


Note fire
Lines sire


Light tints
Grand mint


Love bright
Live right


Deep dream
Grand streams


Good game
Wise name




Leon Enriquez
05 September 2018
Singapore...

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We all got some bad puns
We all have some tough times
We all have some hard runs
We all pay for our crimes. 

Is it dark?
No maybe not
Draw my card
Accelerate the block

Is it sin?
Yes maybe so
Are we in?
No let us go

My life ain't too twisted
Atleast I should think
My soul ain't that wicked
Don't even blink...

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A great genius named Albert Einstein
At the physicist's ball had too much wine
Effecting a photo-electrical stance,
Energetically emcee'd the square dance

May 26,2014

NB: Einstein received the Nobel Prize for
discovering the photoelectric effect. His
Special Theory of Relativity is famous for
the formula E=mc². Puns intended....

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
My true love penned for me:
Twelve odes quatrain-ing
Eleven haiku chain-ing
Ten lines dizain-ing

Nine rhymes a'riddling
Eight tongues a’twisting
Seven tyburns burning
Six trifalls falling
Five etherees

Four appalling puns
Three French songs
Two terza rima
And a pantoum
as a parody....

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A piddle of puppies, a pimp of johns,
A flood of plumbers, and a regatta of swans.

A charm of finches, a wriggle of sperms,
A sleaze of lawyers, and a sneeze of germs.

a gam of showgirls, a basket of buns,
a shrug of mechanics, and a groan of puns.

A fidget of boy scouts, a gross of farts,
A sulk of teens, and a valentine of hearts....

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like saucy sun
eerie east puns
syllabic surges scribbled
taunted tips tremble
wielded wind whooshes
bearing bounty breaches

bored trees blazed 
airy torrent's trace
crumbling crest crazed

rustling rays ripped
into callous confetti
boulevards' silhouettes bit

moaning melodies mixed
punctured passion's piss.
     '20:02:20:19:34...

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Birds sing
Time wings


Buzz words
Now heard


Just start
Fond art


Be brave
Touch saves


New morn
Now dawns


Glimpse grace
Spur race


Wit puns
Seize fun


Laugh loud 
Purge proud


Dream dance
Fond chance


Prompt play
Sprints stay


Do well
Love tells




Leon Enriquez
04 February 2018
Singapore...

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The Rocks, 
the Grass, 
the Water, 
and the Trees.

The Birds, 
the Lions, 
the Fish, 
and the Bees.

The Nights, 
the Days, 
the Months, 
and the Years.

The Thoughts, 
the Pleasures, 
the Angers, 
and the Fears.

The Mothers, 
the Fathers, 
the Daughters, 
and the Sons.

The Memories, 
the Love, 
the Joys, 
and the Puns....

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