Puny Puns of Word Play

My puns are not too punny. They are puny - so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y. Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks or like selfish shellfish offering no worthy catch, what good are they when they’re so poor? My puns – they haven’t got a piss to pot in! I hate luch slack of imagination – and my spoonerisms that aren’t worth the dime of tay. Punny yet unfunny my puny roony RATatouille loony woony play of turds! They should dink far sown to the sodom of the deep gomorrah sea where Moby’s dick perhaps is berried. (or pickled maybe?) I guydress. Time to put this roam to pest.