The Puns Just Keep Coming

Here's a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask for your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a ways to go I'm certainly not worried, no not me Feel good right down to my toes Hardness of butter is quite proportionate To the softness of the bread it is But with toast you have a fighting chance Will be testing you later in a quiz What if you get scared half to death twice Gonna leave that one alone If there's a will, there's about 500 relatives All wanting a share of their own Death is most definitely a hereditary thing How many still have parents living As I've told you, it's just a matter of time Might be joining 'em by Thanksgiving A dear friend of mine is so optimistic Bought a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants Until we know exactly where we're going Why should we take the chance You laugh because I'm a little bit different I laugh coz I just let one go One of my better ones I gotta tell ya A joyous expulsion to behold
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Fowler Avatar
November 20, 2022 at 9:44 AM
LOL. A fun and funny write Jack. Write on! :)
Ellison Avatar
November 21, 2022 at 5:50 PM
It's in my contract... must write funny stuff! XOX
Lawless Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 2:59 PM
as my dad used to say "let your kid go free where-ere ye be or it'll be the death of ye."
Ellison Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 3:41 PM
Your dad was a poet!!! lol Cheers John my friend!
Blown Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 11:30 AM
...yup.....all those words add up to some joyous expulsion...hmmm...got something off yer tummy....just kiddin......stans sand
Ellison Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 12:15 PM
Yup... an expulsion heard around the whole country! Cheers my friend!
Hankins Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 10:11 AM
(chuckling) I know the feeling, Jack. Nothing like a good toot to clear the air. (ha!)
Ellison Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 12:17 PM
Nothing like a good toot for sure! Yeehaaa...
Elless Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 6:09 AM
Nice rip jack. And a fine poem as well. Keep Rolling.
Ellison Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 6:30 AM
Thanks for response my friend! Best wished!
Cunningham Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 4:58 AM
Keep em rolling Jack, never give up. Tom
Ellison Avatar
November 19, 2022 at 5:48 AM
I CAN'T give up they keep on a rolling in! lol Cheers!
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