The Twelve Puns of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Take Advent age of Xmas countdown On the second day of Christmas Holly was a thorn in the side On the third day of Christmas Ivy was a real creep On the fourth day of Christmas They got a frosty reception On the fifth day of Christmas Three wise men proclaimed it was crackers On the sixth day of Christmas Who is Mary Christmas? Why Carol’s cousin of course On the seventh day of Christmas Yule be getting excited – it’s Claus and effect On the eighth day of Christmas All presents present but bah humbugs in Christmas stockings On the ninth day of Christmas You snow it won’t reindeer on Christmas day On the tenth day of Christmas Time for silent night so sleigh bells On the eleventh day of Christmas Coffee-loving Prancer and Dancer are Santa’s Starbucks On the twelfth day of Christmas Let’s eat cold turkey and peas on earth Ho Ho Ho!