Best Puns Poems
Fun With PunsFun With Puns*
A shepherd and his sheep once took
A shortcut across a frozen brook
The owner charged a very high price
For pulling the wool over his ice
I didn't know if I were a wigwam or tepee
So I was really depressed and sort of weepy
Then a psychiatrist...
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Categories:
puns, fun, humor, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Punctilious PunsI was a happy, fluent linguist, fruitfully helping revive endangered languages,
As colorful rainbows walk across the sky, in buttery hours, turned languorous.
I enjoyed doing practical fieldwork, and establishing useful literary programs,
As the honeysuckle sun loves to found days, in silver and gold time, so grand.
Verbal...
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Categories:
puns, fantasy, imagery, language, nature,
Form:
Couplet
Suffix - Prefix PunsSUFFIX - PREFIX PUNS
Mispronounce inter-family relationships *
And we bury the family - its security slips:
Anti -freeze divorced Uncle freeze at last,
After yesterday’s weather fore-cast, (maybe an aft-cast?)
She married an...
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Categories:
puns, on writing and words,
Form:
Couplet
Categories:
puns, allusion, funny, humanity, humorous,
Form:
Dodoitsu
On To Jokes and PunsNo more poems about poops and bums
Worn them right out, on to jokes and puns
Know what MNDI stands fer
Stands for your MIND out of order
Got bunches of silly groaners to post by the ton
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
puns, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Puns GaloreBeen writing some “not so fun” poems lately
Time to get back to the silly stuff
No matter what we do, nuttin's gonna change
Bad stuff, we've heard quite enough
D'ya hear the one about this unfortunate fellow
Whose whole left side was cut off
Sure sounds to me like an...
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Categories:
puns, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
The Puns Just Keep ComingHere'a giggle are you ready for this
Better sit down I'd say
Why do psychics ask you your name
Maybe it's a game they play
Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever
But still got a ways to go
I'm certainly not worried, no not me
Feel good right down to my toes
Hardness...
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Categories:
puns, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
The Twelve Puns of ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas
Take Advent age of Xmas countdown
On the second day of Christmas
Holly was a thorn in the side
On the third day of Christmas
Ivy was a real creep
On the fourth day of Christmas
They got a frosty reception
On the fifth day of Christmas
Three...
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Categories:
puns, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
Form:
List
Puny Puns of Word Play
My puns are not too punny.
They are puny -
so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y.
Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks
or like selfish shellfish
offering no worthy catch,
what good are they when they’re so poor?
My puns – they haven’t got
a piss to pot in!
I hate luch...
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Categories:
puns, words, writing,
Form:
Free verse
Puns X2Most people are shocked when they find out
how bad I am as an electrician.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed
with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
I used to think I was indecisive.
But now I’m not so sure.
Light travels faster than sound,
which is...
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Categories:
puns, fun,
Form:
Free verse
The Puns Just Keep ComingHere's a giggle are you ready for this
Better sit down I'd say
Why do psychics ask for your name
Maybe it's a game they play
Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever
But still got a ways to go
I'm certainly not worried, no not me
Feel good right down to my...
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Categories:
puns, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Bluebells Are a Ringin'Bluebells are a ringin' and springin' up like kites.
Thyme is rustling along, glimpsing at dazzling sights.
Fox tails are a wagin' in the breeze, zig-zagin',
strutting their charisma, to be petted beggin'.
Roses are perfuming, famous scent resuming,
competing with nearby lilac flowers blooming.
Be still, my bleeding heart, absorb...
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Categories:
puns, art, blessing, creation, flower,
Form:
Rhyme
Haikus on humour - IWhere is mystery
On how Moses makes his tea?
We know, Hebrews it.
It won’t surprise me
If a cartoonist’s found dead
And clues are sketchy.
I catch it the least
That gossamer lovely beast,
Love still if I mist.
My blood report O
When showed it was type-A blood,
Oh, it was Typo.
I...
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Categories:
puns, humor,
Form:
Haiku
The Pun Fun In Funeral With a Little Onion BreathIn prepping for a funeral
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall
He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he passed on in his suite
Must have still had too much sugar
And not enough heart beets
A farmer by trade, he...
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Categories:
puns, dark, funny, silly,
Form:
Quatrain
SnicketyHow much for a snickety?
That's 25 cents persnickety.
Great, I'll take three....
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Categories:
puns, fun, nonsense, satire, silly,
Form:
Free verse