Punny Poems

She's So Punny

I have an old friend who enjoys a good pun,
a play on words that's both humorous and fun.
I've known her for many years. Her name is Joan,
and it's rather fitting that her name rhymes with "groan".

Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, Punny Guy

Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, “Punny” Guy

Puns are nice, but I need a living
so I can get all life is giving,
but I don’t drive and can’t afford a chauffeur.
Each job I’ve tried just turns and kicks me.
I’m broke and need someone to, “fix” me.
If I could bake some bread, I’d be a, “loafer.”

I need

Punny Q and A

•• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? 
Have a house-swarming party, 
and give a welcome hearty. 

•• What did the duck say to the waiter? 
"Let me have my fill, 
just put it on my bill.”

•• Why is the mushroom always the hit of the party? 
 He's a real

Funny Canny Punny

FUNNY  CANNY  PUNNY

            The great guy Punny
             makes fun, yet funny.
             Witty and canny.

    

The Punny Side of Life

Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine

Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good tap dancer
But then one sad day I fell in the sink
Asked how I was, couldn't answer

D'ya hear about the crime

Very Punny

The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the SOLE owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner

I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many DRAWBACKS, for me
Rookie pirates make terrible singers
Can't really hit the HIGH SEAS

For plumbers a flush sure beats a FULL HOUSE
And I'm not talking poker here
Have

Very Punny

Here's a giggle are you ready for this
Better sit down I'd say
Why do psychics ask for your name
Maybe it's a game they play

Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever
But still got a ways to go
I'm certainly not worried, no not me
Feel good right down to my toes

Hardness of butter is quite proportionate
To the softness of the

Sheldon Cooper Tells a Riddle

What would you call the young hatchling, for fun,
Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo?
The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done,
So the joke is on you: Buzzingo!

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(For the Buzzards and Flamingos contest sponsored by Anthony Slausin.)

Explanation, for those who might need it:
Sheldon Cooper is the nerdy character on the TV sitcom "The Big

The God-Complex Particle

The Higgs observation just ran up the score on
Mere mortals who can’t understand what it shows; on
Attempting, I feel like both bozo and moron,
Which makes me relieved that they call it the boson.

Thundering Thoughts - Punny Poem

I know it’s shocking, and you’ll be like “Watt!?” but it’s true and i’m ex-static and you should be too. Light it sink in Faraday or two, don’t be so direct for there are alternative views. Let’s charge towards a higher current, and flow with The Field. Ohm not relatively speaking, we have to heal

A Punny Death

A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find,
The corpse as he started off on his daily grind!
What he saw filtered through, so he had grounds
To send for the Police, to investigate what he'd found!

He’d found the corpse lying by the side of a well,
It didn't look too good, which was not hard to tell,
For

Dirty Minds Are Punny

It is a wonder what the mind can come up with....

Me and my friend Mary from school,
sat at the table with all of our tools.
These boys walked up and started to chat,
and me and Mary learned about their bats..
And how playing with their baseballs was cool.

They talked of twigs and berries,
of innocent secrets they carried,
about

The Punny Side of Life

Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine

Here's the ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good tap dancer
But then one sad day I fell in the sink
Asked how I was, couldn't answer

D'ya hear about the crime

Very Punny, Very Punny

The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the sole owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner

I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many drawbacks, for me
Rookie pirates make terrible singers
Can't really hit the high seas

For plumbers a flush sure beats a full house
And I'm not talking poker here
Have

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