Punny Poems - Poems about Punny

...•• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? Have a house-swarming party, and give a welcome hearty. •• What did the duck say to the waiter? "Let me have my fill, just put it on my bi......Read the rest...

...FUNNY CANNY PUNNY The great guy Punny makes fun, yet funny. Witty and canny. Spontaneous laugh much more than enough, ......Read the rest...

...Was going to look for my missing watch But just couldn't find the time Simply no telling where my mind is going This very strange mind of mine Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends I ......Read the rest...

...The little old woman who lived in a shoe Wasn't the SOLE owner Apparently there were strings attached Wow that was a real groaner I have never been a big fan of archery Too many DRAWBA......Read the rest...

...Here's a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask for your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a ways to go I'm c......Read the rest...

... My puns are not too punny. They are puny - so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y. Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks or like selfish shellfish offering no worthy catch, what good are the......Read the rest...

...Oh where could one sweet person go Who craves a phrase to ebb and flow Or meanings' depths as oceans know How could it be, oh could it be ... A world beref......Read the rest...

...171 E Swedesford Rd, Unexpected positive experience with regular totally tubular gnarly patron first name Maureen hmm... if only this burbling blurb blog could somehow be communicated - pro ......Read the rest...

...What would you call the young hatchling, for fun, Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo? The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done, So the joke is on you: Buzzingo! --- (For the Buzza......Read the rest...

...The Higgs observation just ran up the score on Mere mortals who can’t understand what it shows; on Attempting, I feel like both bozo and moron, Which makes me relieved that they ......Read the rest...

...Ashe is a punny name for a Bandit and Aristocratic girl I've never seen white blankets of winter stupor,but her hair is as white as snow Gold-accents and speck of southern rich The anxiety of t......Read the rest...

...It’s a wonderful pie; can you see it? That sweet lattice top apple pie. Cinnamon oozes from slits in its crust. It’s the favorite of my guy. It’s a wonderful pie; can you smell it? Its fragran......Read the rest...

...Sing a song of Christmas, here in the UK, Hands are making pastry for the festive day. Fill with ripe sultanas, candied peel and spice, Pop them in the oven, they'll be ready in a trice! Mince ......Read the rest...

...Amazing is God Who gives me wondrous taste buds for: Apple Pie very appetizing Banana Pie so appealing Coconut Pie greatly mouth-watering... Delighting me midst healthy nourishment:...Read the rest...

...I came downstairs and something was wrong My holiday pie was gone That pie was big and heavy with with apples, nuts and carmel inside it It looked so delish I put it in a box to hide it I had a f......Read the rest...