Punny Poems - Poems about Punny

Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, “Punny” Guy Puns are nice, but I need a living so I can get all life is giving, but I don’t drive and can’t afford a chauffeur. Each job I’ve tried just turns and kicks me. I’m broke and need someone to, “fix” me. If I could bake some bread, I’d be a, “loafer.” I need...

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•• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? Have a house-swarming party, and give a welcome hearty. •• What did the duck say to the waiter? "Let me have my fill, just put it on my bill.” •• Why is the mushroom always the hit of the party? He's a real...

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FUNNY CANNY PUNNY The great guy Punny makes fun, yet funny. Witty and canny. ...

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Was going to look for my missing watch But just couldn't find the time Simply no telling where my mind is going This very strange mind of mine Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends I used to be a good tap dancer But then one sad day I fell in the sink Asked how I was, couldn't answer D'ya hear about the crime...

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The little old woman who lived in a shoe Wasn't the SOLE owner Apparently there were strings attached Wow that was a real groaner I have never been a big fan of archery Too many DRAWBACKS, for me Rookie pirates make terrible singers Can't really hit the HIGH SEAS For plumbers a flush sure beats a FULL HOUSE And I'm not talking poker here Have...

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Here's a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask for your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a ways to go I'm certainly not worried, no not me Feel good right down to my toes Hardness of butter is quite proportionate To the softness of the...

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What would you call the young hatchling, for fun, Of a buzzard crossed with a flamingo? The answer is moot ’cause it couldn’t be done, So the joke is on you: Buzzingo! --- (For the Buzzards and Flamingos contest sponsored by Anthony Slausin.) Explanation, for those who might need it: Sheldon Cooper is the nerdy character on the TV sitcom "The Big...

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The Higgs observation just ran up the score on Mere mortals who can’t understand what it shows; on Attempting, I feel like both bozo and moron, Which makes me relieved that they call it the boson....

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I know it’s shocking, and you’ll be like “Watt!?” but it’s true and i’m ex-static and you should be too. Light it sink in Faraday or two, don’t be so direct for there are alternative views. Let’s charge towards a higher current, and flow with The Field. Ohm not relatively speaking, we have to heal...

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A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find, The corpse as he started off on his daily grind! What he saw filtered through, so he had grounds To send for the Police, to investigate what he'd found! He’d found the corpse lying by the side of a well, It didn't look too good, which was not hard to tell, For...

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It is a wonder what the mind can come up with.... Me and my friend Mary from school, sat at the table with all of our tools. These boys walked up and started to chat, and me and Mary learned about their bats.. And how playing with their baseballs was cool. They talked of twigs and berries, of innocent secrets they carried, about...

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Was going to look for my missing watch But just couldn't find the time Simply no telling where my mind is going This very strange mind of mine Here's the ultimate groaner, my friends I used to be a good tap dancer But then one sad day I fell in the sink Asked how I was, couldn't answer D'ya hear about the crime...

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The little old woman who lived in a shoe Wasn't the sole owner Apparently there were strings attached Wow that was a real groaner I have never been a big fan of archery Too many drawbacks, for me Rookie pirates make terrible singers Can't really hit the high seas For plumbers a flush sure beats a full house And I'm not talking poker here Have...

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