Funny Prose Poems
These Funny Prose poems are examples of Prose poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Funny poems written by international poets.
The Praying Mantis
autumn, funny love, insect,
A female praying mantis is so beautiful, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The...
drink, food, january, sun,
I was off for my vacation. After a long flight and drive, I reached my cozy apartment. Stars like diamonds filled the cold January night....
Did You See The Boots
I spotted Winnie’s old yellow boots as I entered her daughter’s home.
They were filled with petunias, Winnie’s favorite flowers.
I hugged all three of her children.
In a pet shop, a female cat fell in love with a male dog. The dog was so irate and said, "Stop licking me...
Our Candied Apple Maker
For years our family has tried to make candied apples.
Most of our valiant attempts have ended up as a disaster.
Mine were always the worst, or...
prose, adventure, allegory, fantasy, funny,
The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
Monster in Your Pocket
prose, addiction, analogy, anger, animal,
When we first met you carried him in your pocket,
Strange ugly little thing, tied to a string.
I thought it odd that you would carry such...
Certain Foods Bring Memories
prose, food, memory,
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Chef Boy-Ar-Dee boxed pizza
If I had a dollar for every time I ate these two as a child
I could probably...
I Could Eat them For You
Many said that Buster could not be tamed or trusted.
They are the doubters, the naysayers, the negative nettles.
They were fearful of the bear; they let...
Scooter Was Protected by his Parents
prose, drug, parents,
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
The Mirror of Stupidity
prose, education, faith, funny, humor,
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...
Chemistry Session Backfired
prose, art, character, color, confusion,
Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
A DAWN'S SCENTED WINTERS TALE
prose, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
In the early dawn, the loud barking of my dog
Woke me up;
I arose and went to the door leading out onto
I adjusted the blinds...
Getting Old is Fun not Funny
I cannot wait to drive a sports car I thought!
Now I have a red one, it took me awhile.
Guys race to see what I look...
Shebra was a Luxury
Shebra was a luxury he could ill afford.
Expensive tastes, and wanted designer clothes.
Her shoes cost him a week’s salary.
But he was tired of paying child...