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Funny Prose Poems

These Funny Prose poems are examples of Prose poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Funny poems written by international poets.


Yo Ann
It just came upon me yesterday that there is no reason for it but I love you. It doesn’t mean I want anything from you...

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Categories: angel, boyfriend, dance, death,



LOVE WITH HUMOR

                  ETHYLIC LOVE

     ...

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Categories: prose, allah, allusion, funny, humorous,

Premium Member The Affair
“I think I’ll go out,” the husband said.
The wife let it slide for about a half hour.
Then she asked, “Where are you going?”
There was no...

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Categories: prose, food, funny, humor, humorous,

PLAYFUL AND SURREAL LOVE

                    We copulated
   ...

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Categories: prose, allusion, funny, humorous, love,

SERIOUS HUMORED TALK

   SERIOUS CONVERSATION :
It's the one that only talks of death ...
funeral, grave for Example ...

    TALK TALK ...
The one...

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Categories: prose, allusion, analogy, funny, humorous,



MODERN WAY TO MAKE A PASS AT A GIRL

             
Said a modern young man
to a possible intended to be a
serious dating...

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Categories: prose, allusion, food, funny love,

COCKROACH IMPACT

            COCKROACH...!!!
            Scream my desperate daughters ...
            - Mom, kill the cockroach ...!
            I...

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Categories: prose, allusion, dad, funny, insect,

Premium Member Put it in your Room my Dad Orders
Loveable clowns. Doing tricks. Exciting grownups.
I am four. They terrify me. Their faces looks weird.
I hate their red lips.
Reminds me of blood.
More afraid of them...

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Categories: prose, scary,

Premium Member JOSEPH AND HIS COAT OF MANY COLOURS

Historically and biblically true, first Abraham, Isaac,
Then Jacob, who loved
Joseph, his 11th son more than any other,
He was his beloved.
Joseph would interpret his father’s dreams,
But...

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Categories: prose, family,

I love you
His red hair is almost as on fire as my cheeks when he kisses me.
The smile he flashes me from across the room, can make...

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Categories: prose, anniversary, appreciation, boyfriend, cute,

FREE HUMOR PROSE

         

        UNDERWEAR TALKING

       - Friend  young underwear, I do...

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Categories: prose, allusion, funny, humorous, poetry,

Wanderer
A chill runs it's path along her skin
Feeling it start to deepen
A howl it's agony spoken clearly
Hanging her head she moves on wearily
Nature's presence heavy...

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Categories: adventure, beautiful, funny, nature,

Daddys Lament
Write a Lament  is what they say So I’m going to tell you about the saddest day. 
It was summertime with parades in the...

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Categories: childhood, courage, death, devotion,

NON SENSE POETRY TO LAUGH AND THINK

            

      

The woman I loved  most
did not...

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Categories: prose, art, creation, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Let Your Imagination Take Flight
Dear budding poet, 

Modern poetry is an evolutionary process. A poet never really stops growing and learning. Even the most seasoned of poets can discover...

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Categories: encouraging, inspirational, meaningful,

CRAZY DIALOGUE BETWEEN FATHER AND SON

                

      - Junior piece...

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Categories: prose, father son, funny, humorous,

LET'S LOVE
     
      My sweetheart said to me: let's fantasize, let's make sweet love ... Let's escape...

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Categories: prose, creation, funny, humorous, metaphor,

The electrician on the Starship
The Electrician......


on the starship Enterprise
the lights have gone all dim
captain Kirk decided to 
get an electrician in

the electrician's name was Bodger
he was fully qualified
what Captain...

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Categories: prose, fun, funny, science fiction,

Premium Member A Conversation
(Seen. Heard.) 

Two mice walk into a bar...

"Hey barkeep (a tomcat), whiskey, neat, and one for my pal." (First mouse - Leo) "Geezy weezy did...

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Categories: funny,

Silver Linings
Look for the silver lining in everything you see,
Not all things are as they seem to be.

Abuse lurks behind poverty, frowns, money, and smiles.
Nobody knows...

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Categories: prose, 10th grade, 11th grade,