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Funny Prose Poems

These Funny Prose poems are examples of Prose poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member The Praying Mantis
A female praying mantis is so beautiful, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The...

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Categories: autumn, funny love, insect,

Premium Member Four Cafes
I was off for my vacation. After a long flight and drive, I reached my cozy apartment. Stars like diamonds filled the cold January night....

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Categories: drink, food, january, sun,

Premium Member Did You See The Boots
I spotted Winnie’s old yellow boots as I entered her daughter’s home.
They were filled with petunias, Winnie’s favorite flowers.
I hugged all three of her children.

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Categories: death,

Premium Member Furry Love
In a pet shop, a female cat fell in love with a male dog.  The dog was so irate and said, "Stop licking me...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member Our Candied Apple Maker
For years our family has tried to make candied apples.
Most of our valiant attempts have ended up as a disaster.
Mine were always the worst, or...

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Categories: prose, family,


The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?

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Categories: prose, adventure, allegory, fantasy, funny,

Monster in Your Pocket
When we first met you carried him in your pocket,
Strange ugly little thing, tied to a string.
I thought it odd that you would carry such...

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Categories: prose, addiction, analogy, anger, animal,

Premium Member Certain Foods Bring Memories
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Chef Boy-Ar-Dee boxed pizza
If I had a dollar for every time I ate these two as a child
I could probably...

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Categories: prose, food, memory,

Premium Member I Could Eat them For You
Many said that Buster could not be tamed or trusted.
They are the doubters, the naysayers, the negative nettles.
They were fearful of the bear; they let...

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Categories: prose, animal,

Premium Member Scooter Was Protected by his Parents
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...

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Categories: prose, drug, parents,

Premium Member The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Categories: prose, education, faith, funny, humor,

Premium Member Chemistry Session Backfired
Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
 One had...

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Categories: prose, art, character, color, confusion,


In the early dawn, the loud barking of my dog
Woke me up;
I arose and went to the door leading out onto
The veranda;
I adjusted the blinds...

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Categories: prose, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Getting Old is Fun not Funny
I cannot wait to drive a sports car I thought!
Now I have a red one, it took me awhile.
Guys race to see what I look...

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Categories: prose, age,

Premium Member Shebra was a Luxury
Shebra was a luxury he could ill afford.
Expensive tastes, and wanted designer clothes.
Her shoes cost him a week’s salary.
But he was tired of paying child...

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Categories: prose, perspective,