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Funny Prose Poems

These Funny Prose poems are examples of Prose poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Funny poems written by international poets.

seat's taken
“Do you mind if I take this seat youngster?” the old fart said with a smile. He could not. The seat in question was reserved...

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Categories: humor,

Minding Business
It's funny when some people barge in the business of others and leave themselves startled by what to others are just normal things to do,...

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Categories: wisdom,

Premium Member New Law: Mouth Police Are Giving Out Tickets
As of today you need to watch your mouth and what you say.  
We have always been able to hurt someone's feelings by our...

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Categories: hurt, spoken word, words,

Premium Member Saint Nickles
In a far off place in a cold cold land there lived a man called Mr. Mack. The place he lived in was called Kirkland...

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Categories: prose, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, character,

Premium Member Who Can Fault That?
Casual lion lounges in his 70’s jacket
It is made of velvet, not velveteen
Softer than his mane if you can believe it
We wait for his words...

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Categories: prose, animal, political,

Mercury and Sunshine
mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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Categories: prose, absence, age, allah, allegory,

Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the...

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Categories: absence, allusion, funny love,

Premium Member Chapter 2 -- Damian Hakim: Ten Years Old Damian--Year 2011
Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday 
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha,  5 years-old 
Franky-Joe and...

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Categories: birth, confidence, devotion, funny

Escaping Class
Students escaping classes was always a problem. Yesterday, the headmaster caught Herpes on the corridor. 

*From Mr. Bean* 

September 17, 2023...

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Categories: funny,

Haters - Ccml
Haters will always have smoke coming out of their ears and noses and bubbles coming out of their mouths everytime... 

September 10, 2023...

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Categories: funny,

Avid Dog
A good dog faithfully follows you around, but an avid dog even craves for your poop. 

September 1, 2023...

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Categories: funny,

No Nose
No nose will complain about the smell of someone's fart, but don't make it a habit keeping track of someone's butt like a dog. 


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Categories: funny,

If Fart Could Kill
If fart could kill, many of my obsessed fans would have already died following my butt wherever it goes. 

September 1, 2023...

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Categories: funny,

Celebrity P and C
Being a celebrity has Ps and CS. They make you feel so important by giving you too much attention, even to the extent of spending...

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Categories: animal, funny,

Premium Member Pasted Nostalgia A
I found it behind an old work bench, water stained and curled on the corners, looking as forgotten as an out-of-luck beggar. But like in...

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Categories: prose, memory,

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