Princeton Poems - Poems about Princeton

...Ivy leaguers smell like turd bits Near the king’s commode where he s*its Don should flush elites Like what he excretes Including these ass wipes and twits: Yale University…J.D. Vance Yale Uni......

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...(a university-life vignette) It’s a Friday night, Leong and I are at a small restaurant close to the dorm called “Ordinary.” We’re in a cozy, pleasantly dark, little red booth—waiting for......

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...We’re coming up on the spooky pumpkin-latte season, when days suddenly end, while I’m busy in some sterile, fluorescent chemistry-lab and there’s nothing to do but walk down dark science-hill to the ......

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...I am not going to let this world stress me out anymore because the Lord answers prayers. Recently, I passed away and made it all the way to heaven. This time, I am one of God’s holy angels.   Lord,......

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...“Physics asserts that there are four fundamental forces: electro-magnetism, gravity, and the strong and weak nuclear forces. These gentlemen have made a compelling argument for the existence of a fif......

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...Every form of life has it's walls, nothing, no one stands alone some are trees, brush, branch, twig and wood and bark some are mortar and stone, mere workers flesh and bone others lay in memori......

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...He is rich, but willing to share Sending two billion dollars Yes that is billions, right there To non-profits with no collars Yes, no strings attached. No formal vetting or restrictions Jeff ......

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...But patriot fire answered back tenfold, blasting those two guns until they were down. Rall knew things were dire, then decided to attempt a break-out to the north of town. Though Washington sti......

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...Ran to Oxford to receive a- super education, Yale yelled at me "why don't you come learn this side" Oh Harvard knowing that it's so hard To have it and be everywhere at- the same time, royal mi......

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..." Summa Lamma" Countrey Dellia won a sixman " one woan brawl" to hand the right to date the infamous " Miss Wombahaz" Tense Tussy he made Brinney Bassier submit using a Castmen Crawl ( elbow ......

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...UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: L (50) - Tongue-Teasers The « early bird catches the worm » only because the worm has not woken up yet. « I don’t love you ! I hated your father ! » - must be the real rea......

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...Harvard, Princeton or Yale? I'll take some courses by mail Engineering or Mathematics? I'm majoring in Acrobatics Piano, Violin, Flute or Clarinet? I'll play my music on the Internet ......

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...A pair of monolid eyes, and I’m academically enlightened. As if I’m some talented prodigy on his way to an Ivy League. Able to quickly solve problems without ever breaking a sweat. Absolutely - pe......

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...date: Feb 15, 2017 Always the same little hash joint. For lunch, the identical dish - in Kremzer's, on Mott and Delancey, potatoes and yiddisher fish. His real name was Julius Henry, b......

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...I was reading Rev. Julian Clifford Jaynes' homily, delivered May of 1919 to the First Unitarian Society in West Newton, Massachusetts, commenting on the 100 years since Channing's Baltimore Sermon......

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