Presidential Poems

Many and first as witness to Presidential crimes

Your experience in today 
Change is not to be brought forth
Journal and starvation are framed
One mustn't and must speak 
Afforded 
The free press is after force of entry
Into location as advertised

"presidential crimes"
Can't is military discipline 
Poverty is defined as can't
The United States can't unite
A document of a dollar in the poverty 
The war is lost

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An Inauguration Haiku

He took Elon's cars.
Campaign promises broken?
No - he gave him Mars.

a presidential helicopter

While White House resident lovers
Can stay in bed under covers
Melania said
In her place instead
President Musk often hovers

presidential races

Well, the morons are in the race

A little behind but their keeping pace

Running at a close last

I see its the idiots they finally passed

don’t pull your bets: its not over yet

I see the imbeciles sneaking up on the left

Well the out comes unsure of a race finally won

But of the five judges only three have

After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race

After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race...

Planet earth (the Mother of all)
breathed a collective
and palpable sigh of relief,
and I too deeply exhaled,
a foregone conclusion staved off
today July 21st, 2024,
whereat the audacious,
contumacious, discracious,
hellacious, marlacious, mendacious,
predacious, pugnacious,

salacious, ungracious,
voracious elephant
furiously stomping around the room
seems less imminent
to trample out the vintage,
where the grapes of wrath

I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome

I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome...

Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor
nothing short of an imminent civil war
dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021
oddly enough even reducing
ordinary decibels to a mute whisper
madding crowd trumpeting cacophony of 'th?r
drowning out sense and sensibility
allowing, enabling, and providing
golden opportunity for anarchy to run rampant
one issuing, earthshaking, and booming
as

Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win

Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win...

for the trumpeting don
spells loss for democracy
after inauguration day
witnesses his swearing-in
nepotism will run rampant
lawlessness the name of the game
of thrones breaking apart ramparts
of inalienable rightful
freedoms rent sunder, whereby nothin
can stop formidable has-been
former forty fifth commander in chief
to wreak havoc giving boogeymen
run for his money.

I cannot vote for that coiffed ogre

Presidential Pronouncement

Our precocious President pronounces,
in patent ad hominem attack,
that those deplorable disagreeables
are notably Neanderthal. 

He might be technically correct;
nasty Neanderthals existentially exist
in DNA models of most modern hominid incarnations~
even in the Commander-in-Chief!


And [God] has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth...Acts 17:26 NKJV

presidential fame crumble

Like cookies by legend Amos
This day's for presidents famous
The resident scoop
On such a small group
Makes us like an ignoramus

Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential candidate Q and A part one

Q:  Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential
      candidate in 2024?

A:  President Joe Biden denies that there is a crisis existing at our southern
     boarder.  Nikki  Haley doesn't deny it but she is in favor of it. 

Come post presidential election 2024

Come post presidential election 2024... 

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race, religion, nationality, 
gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dissed
brigand able, eager, ready and willing
to punch contenders throwing his fist
against rival – one nasty and brutish soul
after reading, you get the gist
how dictator wannabe lurching
with tremendous oaf fish

Presidential Pursuits

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
for the first time,
a catholic became
the USA President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
there was an actor
who became a Governor
and later, The President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
there was a son
of a president
who became The President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
For the first time,
a woman became the
nominee

Presidential Campaign

politician
holds and kisses pig
Iowa

Presidential Salute

The president's guard took long
To drop his hand and I tasted his salute
And I tasted it in part
Do I care if they fire him?
But I nodded back

The president had turned to the secretary
Behind his back and bent for a second
But then guard there the hand remained 
The aide-de-camp’s salute
The investiture was mine 
Before he dropped

Presiding Presidential Properties

Why do Presidents
work out better
safer
healthier
when they insist on remaining
persist in reclaiming
active grassrooted residents?

Cooperative property administration health values
are rooted 
in eco-cooperative wealth

PolyCultural Values
from regeneratively safe experience
with resilient
and resonant,
CoPassionate Left/Right
West/East 
Capital/EmBodied
Ego/EcoSystemic
bicamerally therapeutic
polyvagal EarthTribe 
neurosystemic balance

While recovering 
from LeftBrain capital presiding dominance
we begin to explore
RightWing hot red prominence
as too anthrosupremacist,
dissociatively white male straight-line monotheistic,
sadistically against ecofeminist cooperatives
left smirking,
rolling

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