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Presidential Poems - Poems about Presidential

An Inauguration Haiku
He took Elon's cars. Campaign promises broken? No - he gave him Mars....

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Categories: presidential, political,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member a presidential helicopter
While White House resident lovers Can stay in bed under covers Melania said In her place instead President Musk often hovers ...

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Categories: presidential, flying, money, political, power,
Form: Limerick



presidential races
Well, the morons are in the race A little behind but their keeping pace Running at a close last I see its the idiots they finally passed don’t pull your bets: its not over yet I see the imbeciles sneaking up on the left Well the out comes unsure of a race finally won But of the five judges only three have...

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Categories: presidential, america, freedom, humorous, political,
Form: Epigram
After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race
After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race... Planet earth (the Mother of all) breathed a collective and palpable sigh of relief, and I too deeply exhaled, a foregone conclusion staved off today July 21st, 2024, whereat the audacious, contumacious, discracious, hellacious, marlacious, mendacious, predacious, pugnacious, salacious, ungracious, voracious elephant furiously stomping around the room seems less imminent to trample out the vintage, where the grapes of wrath...

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Categories: presidential, america, anxiety, appreciation, blessing,
Form: Free verse
I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome
I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome... Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor nothing short of an imminent civil war dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021 oddly enough even reducing ordinary decibels to a mute whisper madding crowd trumpeting cacophony of 'th?r drowning out sense and sensibility allowing, enabling, and providing golden opportunity for anarchy to run rampant one issuing, earthshaking, and booming as...

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Categories: presidential, abuse, america, anger, animal,
Form: Free verse



Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win
Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win... for the trumpeting don spells loss for democracy after inauguration day witnesses his swearing-in nepotism will run rampant lawlessness the name of the game of thrones breaking apart ramparts of inalienable rightful freedoms rent sunder, whereby nothin can stop formidable has-been former forty fifth commander in chief to wreak havoc giving boogeymen run for his money. I cannot vote for that coiffed ogre...

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Categories: presidential, america, angst, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Presidential Pronouncement
Our precocious President pronounces, in patent ad hominem attack, that those deplorable disagreeables are notably Neanderthal. He might be technically correct; nasty Neanderthals existentially exist in DNA models of most modern hominid incarnations~ even in the Commander-in-Chief! And [God] has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth...Acts 17:26 NKJV ...

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Categories: presidential, bullying,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member presidential fame crumble
Like cookies by legend Amos This day's for presidents famous The resident scoop On such a small group Makes us like an ignoramus...

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Categories: presidential, holiday, inspiration, presidents day,
Form: Limerick
Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential candidate Q and A part one
Q: Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential candidate in 2024? A: President Joe Biden denies that there is a crisis existing at our southern boarder. Nikki Haley doesn't deny it but she is in favor of it. ...

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Categories: presidential, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose
Come post presidential election 2024
Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dissed brigand able, eager, ready and willing to punch contenders throwing his fist against rival – one nasty and brutish soul after reading, you get the gist how dictator wannabe lurching with tremendous oaf fish...

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Categories: presidential, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Presidential Pursuits
Once upon a time, in my life time, for the first time, a catholic became the USA President. Once upon a time, in my life time, there was an actor who became a Governor and later, The President. Once upon a time, in my life time, there was a son of a president who became The President. Once upon a time, in my life time, For the first time, a woman became the nominee...

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Categories: presidential, america,
Form: Free verse
Presidential Campaign
politician holds and kisses pig Iowa...

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Categories: presidential, america, political,
Form: Senryu
Presidential Salute
The president's guard took long To drop his hand and I tasted his salute And I tasted it in part Do I care if they fire him? But I nodded back The president had turned to the secretary Behind his back and bent for a second But then guard there the hand remained The aide-de-camp’s salute The investiture was mine Before he dropped...

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Categories: presidential, analogy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Presiding Presidential Properties
Why do Presidents work out better safer healthier when they insist on remaining persist in reclaiming active grassrooted residents? Cooperative property administration health values are rooted in eco-cooperative wealth PolyCultural Values from regeneratively safe experience with resilient and resonant, CoPassionate Left/Right West/East Capital/EmBodied Ego/EcoSystemic bicamerally therapeutic polyvagal EarthTribe neurosystemic balance While recovering from LeftBrain capital presiding dominance we begin to explore RightWing hot red prominence as too anthrosupremacist, dissociatively white male straight-line monotheistic, sadistically against ecofeminist cooperatives left smirking, rolling...

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Categories: presidential, family, health, history, humanity,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Presidential Perspectives
In Washington Joe Biden's all the buzz Voters are amazed at what the man does He stays awake every day Yet doesn't plan what to say Spending trillions ~ Words just get in the way Kamala Harris is singing her song That open borders can never be wrong She went to El Paso ...

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Categories: presidential, america, giggle, inspirational, leadership,
Form: Limerick

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