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My Imminent Presidential Address

 ( Through ChatGPT Discussions )
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 My Dear People of Earth;

  The United States has been given the power to destroy the world. That is a terrible power, god-like in scale but god-less when abused.

  We acknowledge therefore, that with this power comes a greater obligation to serve, not to dominate; to heal rather than wound.

  As a nation rooted in a tradition that teaches 'Love for ones neighbors', we now commit that power; not to war, but to the flourishing of life.

  We will begin funding the means for every human being on earth to access clean water, food, medicine, education, and dignity.

  We will support systems of governance that center life, truth, justice, and beauty. We will no longer impose ideology but walk beside those who dream of A More Humane World.

  We will help establish a secure global exchange system that is transparent, ethical, and accountable to make this possible.

 We will convert the machinery of death into gardens, schools, and sanctuaries.

  We will do so not because we are perfect, but because we repent of power without conscience and now turn our hearts toward A New Eden Realized. 

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Premium Member Presidential Pardons

Usually, most men know right from wrong
Not everyone lives by the rule of the jungle
Women aren't impressed with posture
Except those with seriously shallow souls
Ladies want to be treated like ladies
Consideration always!...cocky and uncaged charm...only when the beast is chained!
Only some pigs prefer kissing beneath the starry sty
Men like that aren't real men
Especially when they brag about what a stud they are
A nasty nest of negative morals motivates
Disparity awaits their victims 
Violence always seems to be in the mix
Angry little boys who break their toys
Now, their littlest toy is their biggest joy
Courts need to enforce stiffer penalties 
Even if they're the president 
Sex isn't just for your pleasure pal...you should already know that...you pig!

Many and first as witness to Presidential crimes

Your experience in today 
Change is not to be brought forth
Journal and starvation are framed
One mustn't and must speak 
Afforded 
The free press is after force of entry
Into location as advertised

"presidential crimes"
Can't is military discipline 
Poverty is defined as can't
The United States can't unite
A document of a dollar in the poverty 
The war is lost

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The executive order executes the executive obstruction 
Homekey

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An Inauguration Haiku

He took Elon's cars.
Campaign promises broken?
No - he gave him Mars.

Premium Member a presidential helicopter

While White House resident lovers
Can stay in bed under covers
Melania said
In her place instead
President Musk often hovers

presidential races


Well, the morons are in the race

A little behind but their keeping pace

Running at a close last

I see its the idiots they finally passed

don’t pull your bets: its not over yet

I see the imbeciles sneaking up on the left

Well the out comes unsure of a race finally won

But of the five judges only three have their thumbs

We look to the other judges in the show

Both of them quibbling so I don’t think they know

Now to the contestants to get their thoughts

Who really won and what was the cost?

The moron explains that the sweat their eyes

Prevented them from seeing, but know the judges don’t lie

While the idiot is sprawled-out on the ground

Their number 1 finger never went down

The imbeciles' eyes were lit by his grin

Their only comment was “so I really did win”



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Premium Member Presidential Pronouncement

Our precocious President pronounces,
in patent ad hominem attack,
that those deplorable disagreeables
are notably Neanderthal. 

He might be technically correct;
nasty Neanderthals existentially exist
in DNA models of most modern hominid incarnations~
even in the Commander-in-Chief!


And [God] has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth...Acts 17:26 NKJV

Premium Member presidential fame crumble

Like cookies by legend Amos
This day's for presidents famous
The resident scoop
On such a small group
Makes us like an ignoramus

Premium Member Presidential Pursuits

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
for the first time,
a catholic became
the USA President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
there was an actor
who became a Governor
and later, The President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
there was a son
of a president
who became The President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
For the first time,
a woman became the
nominee of the Democratic
Party to run for President.


Once upon a time,
in my life time,
there was an African
American Senator who
became the first African
American USA President.

Once upon a time,
in my life time,
a very famous,
popular, and rich
businessman became
America's President.

Once upon a time,
in my lifetime,
a Senator was 78
years of age when he became
the oldest to have ever
become The USA President.

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Presidential Campaign

politician
holds and kisses pig
Iowa

Presidential Salute

The president's guard took long
To drop his hand and I tasted his salute
And I tasted it in part
Do I care if they fire him?
But I nodded back

The president had turned to the secretary
Behind his back and bent for a second
But then guard there the hand remained 
The aide-de-camp’s salute
The investiture was mine 
Before he dropped it straight
But down too late
He waved at me

It felt powerful
I burped of the power
A presidential salute

Premium Member Presidential Perspectives

In Washington Joe Biden's all the buzz
Voters are amazed at what the man does
   He stays awake every day
   Yet doesn't plan what to say
Spending trillions ~ Words just get in the way

Kamala Harris is singing her song
That open borders can never be wrong
   She went to El Paso
   But forgot her lasso
Got egg on her face, not even well-hung

Morose now, Donald Trump sits and he plots
At Mar-a-Lago, his guests drunk on scotch
   Trump's out of his element
   No longer an elephant
Melania's gone ~ Who's scratching his crotch?

Nancy Pelosi's waiting in the wings
To do lots of 'social democrat' things
   But first she'll ask AOC
   If it is OK to be
Our new President at age ninety-three

Premium Member Presidential Sweet

If I were the President
at least for one day
I’d build me a sandbox
Where everyone could play

I wouldn’t be a liar
I’d gladly tell the truth
No eye for an eye 
Or a tooth for a tooth

The White House doors open
Republicans, Democrats 
I’d welcome all people
Great thinkers and cool cats

I might not be popular 
With those who won’t change
They might think I’m eccentric 
Or at the least a bit strange

Because I’m not a politician 
Power ain’t my goal
I wouldn’t worry about ballots
or claim elections are stole

I want a safe Nation
With People who are Free
But I won’t be President
So you can’t count on me

Inspired by Matt Caliri’s latest contest.

Is This the Best We Can Do

in a country of  335 million people
one of the richest more educated places
on the entire planet

the largest economy, 
the best military
still for now a democratic country

is this the best we can do
choose between three old white men
as our next leader
and the leader of the world ?

a clearly delusional  NYC ex reality TV star president
still talking about draining the swamp 
and fighting the evil deep state 
destroying the government in the process
as he and his cronies loot the country 

a gadfly Senator ex Brooklyn Jew from small town Vermont 
formenting radial revolution
yet failing to excite anyone but the young
and those falling behind 

and a professional politician who has been around for decades
calling to restore the old failed status quo 
saying that he can restore competence to the government
hoping that the third time is the famous charm

dear God if you exist
is this the best we can do?
nothing but silence
as God does not answer my plea

The Presidential Medal of Freedom

Previous winners were Elie Wiesel,
Mother Teresa, Bob Hope,
Norman Rockwell, Rosa Parks,
Walt Disney and a Pope*…

B.B.King and Yo Yo Ma,
Dylan and Pearl Bailey,
Frank Sinatra, E.B. White,
Tom Hanks and Alvin Ailey…

Meryl Streep and I.M. Pei,
Spielberg and De Niro,
Harper Lee, Casals, Aretha – 
Every one a hero.

Shockingly, another name’s
Been added to the list,
With whom most honorees, I think,
Would hate to coexist.

For if you read Rush Limbaugh’s quotes,
So shameful, cruel and mean,
You likely would agree his presence
In that group’s obscene.

It should have come as no surprise
For such a bad decision
Is what’s to be expected from
The master of division.

*Pope John XXIII

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