Posterior Poems - Poems about Posterior

...Mini mangy monster Marvin moo Nearly never noticed anything new Outrageously outgoing onset overdue Plunking his plush posterior on a pew Quizzically questioning Curly-Q Respecting ruffians Brew......

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...NO BI STRANGERS: No bi strangers to Our success, dis na anderson walkingshoes. i'm part for ya world for strangers, intensively,our focus are metered, ova di hilly regions,we keep flopping f......

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... {"Corrupted abandonment issues swathe me as a probable hazard, and I remain far from sane, I coat over my sentiments and violate the evidence so nonentity would find the remnants of my body, I ......

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...NO BI STRANGERS TO OURSELVES: dis na anderson walkingshoes. i'm part for ya world for strangers, intensively,our focus are metered, ova di hilly regions,we keep flopping from discovery, di d......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......

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...blue frog adored his yellow umbrella and his snappy boots. He loved the rain when others were yelling out “shoot”s. he stamped in the puddles, getting his posterior wet. Hey mom! a kid yelled, “th......

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...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......

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...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......

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...She put her cowboy boots on first and then her make up Sniffing her ample posterior was her wiener dog Mup. His brother Max looked interested from the cozy chair. But if he left his cushion, Mup w......

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...Heterosexual married sexagenarian male... Aims to trigger cerebral ******; Other terms for said phenomena are "brain tingles" and "head ******." This sensation is described as a pleasant, ......

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...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......

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...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......

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... Ella peripherals the scene, instantly onboard. (A ship of fool.) An onlooker, a poor dead-wood, looks, to be particle_lurely bored. Then another quip came to her a......

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...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......

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