Short Posterior Poems

her posterior
inspires the binoculars
of my main vision...

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Mahatma Gandhi
Civil disobedience as modus operandi
The British, oh so superior
Ended up on their right royal posterior!

Diana Dalton
13 Nov 2012...

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Trump's Posterior Did Prevail

Democrat Party had started to prevail,
And when they did Trump turned pail;
Was a wimp,
Needing pimp;
From White House he should set sail.

Jim Horn...

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PAYING THE TOLL

Miss Florida sensually smiles shaking her belt.
The tourists insert dollars. She’s so svelte.
We bow to her smile.
Her youth does beguile.
Her burn’s shy, posterior feels red welt.

Kim Rodrigues © 2017...

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But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,     
I'd say using a loo is serious business.    
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower      
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,      
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!...

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Love,
         is to love always...
          in the present tense,
         or absent.
         Asleep, awake,
         near or remote.
         Primarily, conclusively,
         before and posterior
         and always... love,
         Amen...!...

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I've never sat so long and contemplated
I start to fidget and get irritated
I have plenty to do that I find dreary
And just the thought of this makes me tired and weary
I must get moving although it's something I dread
Because I can feel my posterior beginning to spread...

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Thank God for Elastic
As my waist is expanding 
At a rate of knot's 
That the Jelly Tots 
I am continually stuffing
Into my face
Cannot keep pace
With the clothes Ive discovered 
That live in my cupboard 
No longer fit
My large posterior 
But with the help of elastic
They fit fantastic 
Jelly Tot anyone...

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how many words are added to the dictionary each year?
None?
One?
Two?
Would you believe a new word is added every two hours?
Four thousand new words are added each year
So where is my petootsie?
I invented petootsie over six years ago.
Using it for butt, ass, posterior, bottom
I check the dictionary every January.
But no….....

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Truth bubbling forth as from a mountain spring.
A gem set in gold resting on purple velvet,
“Better a smooth step than a smooth tongue.”

He rotates his posterior to the world,
While his eyes are transfixed upon its reflection,
Body impacts a light pole without anticipation.

Mouth pontificating.
Heart petrifying.
Soul putrefying....

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The sway in your hips and the innocence of your lips 
You gently maneuvered and slid through my finger tips
There you were, yet there you went 
Sorrow in my heart, a permanent tint 
Transitioning into self-love to refrain tears
Losing you was one of my biggest fears 
Observing your posterior as it exists the door
I see that love does not love here anymore...

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She wasn’t sure
If he had paid her
A compliment or an insult,
When he patted her posterior
And called her a bubble butt...

Wikipedia states: "Bubble butt" has at least two connotations, which are at odds with each other: either a small, round and firm pair of buttocks resembling a pair of soap bubbles next to each other, or a large rear end, seemingly about to burst from the strain....

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Hillary Does Have

Hillary does have
A sincere posterior;
President should be.

Heard Warren and her
Only success would occur
Created a stir.

New commercial need
So someone should plant the seed
Who does dirty deed?

Does television on all of the rest of
the countries have the same repeating
commercials? Horrors

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Jubilant Jeewillikers, Jackety Jackety Jack Jack
I laugh and I smirk with my yackety yak yak
Try something new, Dr. Seuss says into my ear.
It delights me in all ways, I have nothing to fear.

I jump onto a geewiggleworm’s posterior and back.
I am yelling obscenities that make my feckless face crack.
Jubliant Jeewillikers, Jackety Jackety Jackety Jack
I laugh at happiness given to me by this Whackety Whack Whack!...

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Then there is that other Jack who has
burned his posterior by his
tremendous leaping over
that hot candlestick, but
he is okay now
and ready for
another 
happy 
day.

And, who could forget Miss Muffet yet?
She of such terrible fright when
that silly old spider sat
too close to her tuffet.
Wouldn't you run off
if it were to
happen that
way for
you?

THE END ....   whew!  Glad that's over with .... smile...

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