Pickpocket Poems | Examples

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That Dark Ink

That dark ink with which you were written
burning so coarsely to leave you with
a calloused and thoughtless destiny
comes now to pickpocket all your smiles
all your loves
and loves there were to bind your time

Save now but a semblance of family
a photographs lie
an uninvited memory
and so to bitter turn all of disport
those anguished years

But ah my love
it is a death which comes to all of us

And lay you now at night in hatred
cold of sulfurous scorn 
to stab the needles of the stars
upon a pillow so damp with tears
while all the while some scratching quill has rewritten
the past within your ears

But so it is my love we never listen
and so in spite and certainty 
yourself you cannot unburden

Is it so how you think you are not broken
that some righteous bile is left to swallow
how can it be on such foolish errand
a callous gift indeed it was
this heartless and thoughtless destiny

Premium Member Sticky Fingers

No maker of goods or wares was he

A taker of coin that none can see

Just a cad so cool and debonair

And a pickpocket extraordinaire

He distracts his prey with rhyme and verse

And slyly smiles while stealing their purse

So eloquently recites out loud

Then quickly disappears in the crowd

City to city he makes his way

To practice his craft from day to day

Of his next victim he'll soon descend

Then scatter like ashes on the wind

Whenever you're walking down the street

And ever a chance you too will meet

If he was a gun, I'd never cock it

And if I was you, I'd check my pocket

Premium Member comparison is carnage by another name

comparison is a pickpocket plucking joy from my handbag
I have been compared to countless things and things
that cannot be counted, or counted on

mostly fair assessments of character
only a handful of assassinations

I have been an assassin.
accused of killing 
	minutes carelessly turning earth, looking
for words to say the unnumbered and the unnamed

it is ineffable and I effing hate it like a hangnail
I cannot quit picking at the quick
then dousing it in ethyl alcohol, or the other kind

sometimes when I'm bleeding out from the ripped skin
I watch it dribble down my guilty fingers into the sink 
with dried bits of fluoride still clinging 
hard drips that won't rinse

there is never enough blood to fill the basin 
never enough origin in your story to cover the drips

so I settle my savagery and rinse my hands of it
letting myself enliven at the sight of my innocent, open palms
instead of crying over a little gore, creating more horror


The Bacon Thief

"Grab it", said Bob rabbit, 
And went hop, hop, 
The bacon was taken, 
From the meat shop, 

The cops pulled all the stops, 
To catch grub thief, 
They searched for bunny smirched, 
To Bob's great grief, 

He hopped until he dropped, 
With fatigue sheer, 
His bacon forsaken, 
Ran off in fear, 

Jack got his bacon back, 
Thanked the police, 
Chuffed that Bob's work was muffed, 
Gave each a piece. 


8th April 2023


inspired by Andrea Dietrich's Footles

Meat Market Robbery
Bacon 
Taken

Pickpocket Bunny
Grab it
Rabbit




For Margarita Lillico's "Find Your PS Muse" contest

Premium Member Seven Footles

Star Sprayer

Twinkler
Sprinkler

Cleaning Freak

Hyper
Wiper

Flautist Pickpocket

Piper
Swiper

Complaining Hitman

Griper
Sniper

Test for Savant Autism

Rain Man
Brain Scan

Not Heard in France

Thank 'ee
Yankee

Capitalist Jerk

Wanker
Banker

Oct. 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest

Southern Cross

A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!


Cheater and Cheator

Like two paynim peas in a pod,
their scurvy color
lipslick scheme is sour green

Got beady black eyes
scam shady — 
A graft gaze that squints bifurcated focus
from hocus-pocus pupils;
whose tainted teal look-see, aperture con-fidence teach
a vulture view!

Crafty condor blinkers reflect
cunning thoughts 
with a subtil snake-oil sheen

The scales of their subliminal deception
weighs silver speak fugazi
forge fraught
Cheating and conniving is the gold hush standard
of the blarney barker bling-bling

And cheator ear worms
dig every electromagnetic crypt-ic message
that the swindle Svengali sing-sing

Cabbage cheater chants
grow robber root rancor on the 
dire dark,
underbelly dusk horizon

Them pickpocket pants,
pig feet parlance, 
taste liquidity legume leper-con unlucky 
on welsh rabbit tongues 


01-12-22

The Trouble With Poets

If by accident, they occasionally
come near to any kind of truth
they tend to breakout in hives,
or shake uncontrollably.

We shouldn’t expect them to be truthful,
it’s asking too much.
Would we demand a dog
cook its own dinner,
or a pickpocket play a glockenspiel
while lifting a wallet?

Mostly and quite contrarily,
we condemn the author
for having lied
a whole lot better
than we ever could have.

Premium Member Prosperity

Prosperity, vagabond,
Pickpocket of poor and old
Predator of oil and gold
Jewels, cash, land, or blondes.

When Prosperity pulls stakes,
Abandonment marks its wake 
Jobs and places disappeared
Prosperity robbed and sneered.

Premium Member The Thief Autism

The Thief Autism

Thief!
Childhood stolen by cowardly thief ~
Hiding in the shadows – masked face!

Bandit!
Holding hostage gifts and talents ~
Creation’s praise left penniless!

Feckless burglar!
Looting joy!  Friendship hijacked ~
Words embezzled in mute babbles!

Surly swine!
Poaching laughter!  Filching precious moments ~
Like a home invasion!

Kidnapper!
Of expression’s delight or the touch of love ~
Imprisoning the uniquely crafted thought!

Pickpocket!
Purloined priceless life cheated of hope ~
Criminal with no wanted poster

Mugger! 
Strips bones - a prisoner’s frantic search for keys ~
To open sunrise - yearning to rush into the arms of life

Autism!
Doesn’t play fair with innocence ~
Small victories celebrated like battles won!

Warriors!
Embrace the precious souls locked within themselves
Armed with prayers and patience.

Dedicated to all who suffer with autism, all who love and work with these precious ones and all who work to change their lives with hope!

7-1-21
Contest: Let Er’ Rip #3
Sponsor: John Lawless

Premium Member Animal Footles -Edited

(first one revised because I found out Bugs Bunny was not Disney character)

"Bugs"

Funny
Bunny

Pickpocket Bunny

Grab it
Rabbit

Audience of Angry Cows

Booing
Mooing

Dog Entertainment

Fido's 
Slide shows

Wild Dogs' Laughter

Jackals'
Cackles

April 8, 2021
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 9) Poetry Contest

Ag Cornet Tone


Silver tongue money sign blow
bellow ballast 
moral bankruptcy notes
Reprobate shekel vocal chords
toot the $eductive $ound of the crafty coin jingle — 
Filthy lucre windpipes
utter-ly craving more and more

Tainted dross lips blare grifter bluesy groans, 
lover of the honk heist Tap scale shrill moans

Pied piper pickpocket player  (such a theft bar clone)
blow an Iscariot number
with a snatched purse   pirate dirge   Ag cornet tone

Argentum coffer con-duit
continuously ear play the bandito music,
that Gehazi leer song

Let the pilfering notes fill the covetous air
with a subtil silverware sound ...
Polluted decibel waves b crooked cavalier,
a-plundering thoughts abound —  

Fork tongue reed bark paper lust promises;
empty air promissory echoes,
so wallet stolen wrong

Strut

Strut 


Just by the way I strut 
You know I haven’t walked 
A mile away from my hut
I’ve got life
But not an ounce 
Of hope in my heart 
All the days are the same 
Some stare me dead in the eyes
But I, too
Am created in the image of God
Others look the other way 
As if I don’t exist 


Some are pacing the streets 
Going to their whereabouts 
Others walking slowly looking for trouble 
Looking to pickpocket 
Drawing guns, knives or swords 
Don’t ever come around here 
Be brave
Don’t show your face 
Peel my eyes open 
I live to see another day
Music plays with every step I take


Marckincia Jean
Free verse 
12/20/19

The Injured Headquarter

The guy might be a pickpocket
But he is my brother
One of the sons of the land of Asia
A weed of the populous part of the earth

In a bottled dark he keeps a dragonfly
and tells himself: greetings to you, the deadened morning.

Premium Member Tricky Mickey

There was once a pickpocket named Mickey
 
   Whose technique was quite deft and so tricky

      He would bilk you of cash

         And away he would dash

            Leaving you sobbing o'er yer gin rickey

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