Pickpocket Poems - Poems about Pickpocket

HO HO WHOA Second Chance algorithm drawing for January 17, 2025

...HO HO WHOA Second Chance algorithm drawing for January 17, 2025

No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025
even converted from skeptic to ortho...

That Dark Ink

...That dark ink with which you were written
burning so coarsely to leave you with
a calloused and thoughtless destiny
comes now to pickpocket all your smiles
all your loves
and loves there were to...

Sticky Fingers

...No maker of goods or wares was he

A taker of coin that none can see

Just a cad so cool and debonair

And a pickpocket extraordinaire

He distracts his prey with rhyme and verse

And slyly...

comparison is carnage by another name

...
comparison is a pickpocket plucking joy from my handbag
I have been compared to countless things and things
that cannot be counted, or counted on

mostly fair assessments of character
only a h...

My Sharp Eyes Saw

...My sharp 
              eyes  
                      saw
           
A dog  
        digging 
                    a hole
                             at Davenport.
A cat 
        catching 
...

The Bacon Thief

...
"Grab it", said Bob rabbit, 
And went hop, hop, 
The bacon was taken, 
From the meat shop, 

The cops pulled all the stops, 
To catch grub thief, 
They searched for bunny smirche...

Seven Footles

...Star Sprayer

Twinkler
Sprinkler

Cleaning Freak

Hyper
Wiper

Flautist Pickpocket

Piper
Swiper

Complaining Hitman

Griper
Sniper

Test for Savant Autism

Rain Man
Brain Scan...

Southern Cross

...A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!...

Cheater and Cheator

...
Like two paynim peas in a pod,
their scurvy color
lipslick scheme is sour green

Got beady black eyes
scam shady — 
A graft gaze that squints bifurcated focus
from hocus-pocus pupils;...

The Trouble With Poets

...If by accident, they occasionally
come near to any kind of truth
they tend to breakout in hives,
or shake uncontrollably.

We shouldn’t expect them to be truthful,
it’s asking too much.
Would ...

Prosperity

...Prosperity, vagabond,
Pickpocket of poor and old
Predator of oil and gold
Jewels, cash, land, or blondes.

When Prosperity pulls stakes,
Abandonment marks its wake 
Jobs and places disappeared...

The Thief Autism

...The Thief Autism

Thief!
Childhood stolen by cowardly thief ~
Hiding in the shadows – masked face!

Bandit!
Holding hostage gifts and talents ~
Creation’s praise left penniless!

Feckless b...

Monoku Monday - May 2021

..."Well, I Never"    posted 3 May 2021

Six musings on the word never...

you should never marry a tennis player      love means nothing to them

my wife t...

Animal Footles -Edited

...(first one revised because I found out Bugs Bunny was not Disney character)

"Bugs"

Funny
Bunny

Pickpocket Bunny

Grab it
Rabbit

Audience of Angry Cows

Booing
Mooing

Dog Enterta...

Fraudian Slip

...
Don’t pardon those demockratory quips,
them dishonest mistakes
Unless you love
walking thru a field of verbal cow chips

Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip

Here is a rue unpa...

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