Short Pickpocket Poems
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A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!
A pickpocket named Dodger
lived to become an old codger,
alas a walking stick and heaps of pain
his getaway speed sadly on the wane.
© Harry J Horsman 2010
Summer Shenanigans
Pickpocket poor boy
summer days working the crowds
not that poor right now
05/21/16
There was once a pickpocket named Mickey
Whose technique was quite deft and so tricky
He would bilk you of cash
And away he would dash
Leaving you sobbing o'er yer gin rickey
Prosperity, vagabond,
Pickpocket of poor and old
Predator of oil and gold
Jewels, cash, land, or blondes.
When Prosperity pulls stakes,
Abandonment marks its wake
Jobs and places disappeared
Prosperity robbed and sneered.
The guy might be a pickpocket
But he is my brother
One of the sons of the land of Asia
A weed of the populous part of the earth
In a bottled dark he keeps a dragonfly
and tells himself: greetings to you, the deadened morning.
Long back, a lottery ticket, I bought
Won a small sum which was lucky I thought
I boarded a bus with that cash
Lost five times that win in a flash
To a pickpocket, which left me distraught.
For: Susan Burch’s Lottery ticket limerick contest, 6 Jan 11
I watch in every night at the stars
I have even a window above to the bed which
gives their light
and even though it's not easy
I try to take all that things just as they are
in their relationship with me
I'm tired of being the little pickpocket
I want to steal all that remains
I'll be there
I’ll put me back.
(first one revised because I found out Bugs Bunny was not Disney character)
"Bugs"
Funny
Bunny
Pickpocket Bunny
Grab it
Rabbit
Audience of Angry Cows
Booing
Mooing
Dog Entertainment
Fido's
Slide shows
Wild Dogs' Laughter
Jackals'
Cackles
April 8, 2021
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 9) Poetry Contest
Star Sprayer
Twinkler
Sprinkler
Cleaning Freak
Hyper
Wiper
Flautist Pickpocket
Piper
Swiper
Complaining Hitman
Griper
Sniper
Test for Savant Autism
Rain Man
Brain Scan
Not Heard in France
Thank 'ee
Yankee
Capitalist Jerk
Wanker
Banker
Oct. 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest
If by accident, they occasionally
come near to any kind of truth
they tend to breakout in hives,
or shake uncontrollably.
We shouldn’t expect them to be truthful,
it’s asking too much.
Would we demand a dog
cook its own dinner,
or a pickpocket play a glockenspiel
while lifting a wallet?
Mostly and quite contrarily,
we condemn the author
for having lied
a whole lot better
than we ever could have.