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Short Pickpocket Poems

Short Pickpocket Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pickpocket by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pickpocket by length and keyword.


Locket, Pickpocket, Hangs!- ( a Quinzaine)
Old Salley faces gallows.
Will she eat Jail gruel?
Will monks pray?...

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Categories: pickpocket, fantasy, funny, imagination
Form: Free verse



Southern Cross
A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!...

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Categories: pickpocket, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Poetic Justice
A pickpocket named Dodger
lived to become an old codger,
alas a walking stick and heaps of pain
his getaway speed sadly on the wane.

© Harry J Horsman  2010...

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Categories: pickpocket, funny, giggle,
Form: Clerihew
Summer Shenanigans
Summer Shenanigans
Pickpocket poor boy summer days working the crowds not that poor right now
05/21/16
...

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Categories: pickpocket, money, summer, work,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Tricky Mickey
There was once a pickpocket named Mickey
 
   Whose technique was quite deft and so tricky

      He would bilk you of cash

         And away he would dash

            Leaving you sobbing o'er yer gin rickey...

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Categories: pickpocket, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Prosperity
Prosperity, vagabond,
Pickpocket of poor and old
Predator of oil and gold
Jewels, cash, land, or blondes.

When Prosperity pulls stakes,
Abandonment marks its wake 
Jobs and places disappeared
Prosperity robbed and sneered....

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Categories: pickpocket, money, success, work,
Form: Rhyme
The Injured Headquarter
The guy might be a pickpocket
But he is my brother
One of the sons of the land of Asia
A weed of the populous part of the earth

In a bottled dark he keeps a dragonfly
and tells himself: greetings to you, the deadened morning....

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Categories: pickpocket, 1st grade, international, life,
Form: Prose Poetry
Lottery Ticket 1
Long back, a lottery ticket, I bought
Won a small sum which was lucky I thought
I boarded a bus with that cash
Lost five times that win in a flash
To a pickpocket, which left me distraught.


For: Susan Burch’s Lottery ticket limerick contest,  6 Jan 11...

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Categories: pickpocket, loss,
Form: Limerick
And Behold the Moon
I watch in every night at the stars 
I have even a window above to the bed which 
gives their light 
and even though it's not easy
I try to take all that things just as they are 
in their relationship with me
I'm tired of being the little pickpocket 
I want to steal all that remains 
I'll be there 
I’ll put me back....

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Categories: pickpocket, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Animal Footles -Edited
(first one revised because I found out Bugs Bunny was not Disney character)

"Bugs"

Funny
Bunny

Pickpocket Bunny

Grab it
Rabbit

Audience of Angry Cows

Booing
Mooing

Dog Entertainment

Fido's 
Slide shows

Wild Dogs' Laughter

Jackals'
Cackles

April 8, 2021
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 9) Poetry Contest...

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Categories: pickpocket, animal,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Seven Footles
Star Sprayer

Twinkler
Sprinkler

Cleaning Freak

Hyper
Wiper

Flautist Pickpocket

Piper
Swiper

Complaining Hitman

Griper
Sniper

Test for Savant Autism

Rain Man
Brain Scan

Not Heard in France

Thank 'ee
Yankee

Capitalist Jerk

Wanker
Banker

Oct. 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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Categories: pickpocket, people,
Form: Footle
The Trouble With Poets
If by accident, they occasionally
come near to any kind of truth
they tend to breakout in hives,
or shake uncontrollably.

We shouldn’t expect them to be truthful,
it’s asking too much.
Would we demand a dog
cook its own dinner,
or a pickpocket play a glockenspiel
while lifting a wallet?

Mostly and quite contrarily,
we condemn the author
for having lied
a whole lot better
than we ever could have....

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Categories: pickpocket, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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