The Trouble With Poets

If by accident, they occasionally
come near to any kind of truth
they tend to breakout in hives,
or shake uncontrollably.

We shouldn’t expect them to be truthful,
it’s asking too much.
Would we demand a dog
cook its own dinner,
or a pickpocket play a glockenspiel
while lifting a wallet?

Mostly and quite contrarily,
we condemn the author
for having lied
a whole lot better
than we ever could have.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Hankins Avatar
November 3, 2021 at 12:44 PM
Eric, I thoroughly enjoyed your verse; however, I can assure you that, when "if by accident," I "come near to any kind of truth" I do not "break out in hives, or shake uncontrollably." LOL Actually, I loved your poem. It's a FAVE!
Ashford Avatar
November 15, 2021 at 7:08 AM
Yes, the poem is very tongue in cheek. Not to be taken too seriously. Cheers my friend.
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