Peroxide Poems - Poems about Peroxide

...My hair! My hair! Where has it all gone? I had more yesterday, long and blonde But now it falls, like leaves on a tree How could my hair be so mean to me! Well, I must admit, I was not fair Ca......

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...The bane of a cold sore inside my mouth Sent my smooching life south, whereby I felt like poor Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, who kissed the girls and made them cry. The medical term for c......

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...Highlights from Highland Manor Courtesy Goofus and Gallant who began their broadly-drawn moral plays in the 1950s, initially depicted as identical twins, but later on, editors for Highlight......

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...Sometimes, a guy just wants a peroxide blonds with painted ruby red lips. Something fake and pretty sexy would help also. He said this leaning on the counter with his elbows while ogling the......

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...peroxide time little jadaya skinned her knee there are a few tears there are a couple of 'ow's there are even a few jumpy flinches once the feeling passes, however, the kneepads go on, and it is......

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...1. This hunger artist cannot read volumes of printed material fast enough to satiate an immense appetite and unquenchable thirst to acquire learning from the millenniums gushing fount of ......

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...Ammonium Nitrate Acetone Peroxide Butane Dynamite Erythritol Tetranitrate Gunpowder Lead Styphnate Trinitrotoluene 8atha 8atha 8atha.......

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...Reply not to a womans punch: Bruises you won’t find the following dawn. You rather her ask to surrender her lunch For your gorgeous garment she has torn…. And you neither down go After a woman......

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...Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version). KP You’re a monster, Donny Dump. Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown. To no end, I could deride you, are no depths you didn’t fall to,......

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...Peroxide blonde and covered in petals, Bleach kills flowers - She’s less softener than metal A body rooted in pride, trying to run, Jackal and hide. There’s some double entendres, catch them if y......

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...She can hear Elvis Presley in her earphones, A gramophone is playing on the table There's a Chelsea poster on the wall, And the forgotten black phone rings. He wore flared trousers and grew a m......

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...Coughing and sputtering... The cold night air hurts my lungs... I inhale my cigarette and Google the freezing point of peroxide... My days have turned to mundane madness... My nights blurr past ......

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...Whether a totally tubular ordinary day, or...hmm... perhaps at the approach of yuletide, one need not go far and wide across the webbed world to experience being unified, this quasi motto m......

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...since becoming housed here since this year july first two thousand and seventeen, tubby more precise where with thee missus, amidst bucolic environs, (one could don underwear Schwenksv......

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...I vented the wooden nickel, racing down the highway going to fat couldn't pack; Eating linoleum flavoured kitchen tea towels cat ridden rodents just got carjacked; The anchor washed the clothes of ......

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