Jim Bates Poet Verse

Hollywood Then and Now

HOLLYWOOD THEN AND NOW

THEN

Leading lady wanted
 Curvy boobs and bum
Must be a peroxide blonde 
And preferably dumb

Leading man for western
Needs to ride a horse
Must like his women naughty
And drinking beer of course

Screenplay will be brilliant
Acting must be good
Sure to be blockbuster
'Cause this is Hollywood'.

NOW

Actress wanted for a movie,
Shooting starts in spring
Must have tiny little boobs
And legs resembling string

Also need a leading man
Shooting starts in May
Must have teeth as white as snow
And preferably gay.

The film features zombies
The script is badly written
All the intellectual stuff
Now gets made in Britain

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