“You're a woman who's shaped like a pear!”
Said a rival with an insolent stare.
“It depends,” said a friend
who was keen to defend,
“Just how you appreciate a pear!”
Categories:
pear shaped, friend, fruit, humorous,
Form: Limerick
She queued for tickets
at the ticket booth
and paid in euros...
Her tickets were pear-shaped
for a film called "Pear".
She came pear-shaped to the matinée.
You knew I would say that,
or maybe the booth man told you
as she walked away...
Her heels clicked on the crazy path
and the man looked as long as dared.
9/13/2015
Categories:
pear shaped, woman,
Form: Light Verse
This darn belly fat came out of nowhere
I swear that yesterday it wasn't there
I'm so freaking mad
Need a doughnut bad
Can't stand that I look like a fricken pear...
Show Me The Funny contest...
Categories:
pear shaped, food, funny,
Form: Limerick