Best Pear Shaped Poems

This darn belly fat came out of nowhere
I swear that yesterday it wasn't there
I'm so freaking mad
Need a doughnut bad
Can't stand that I look like a fricken pear...




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She queued for tickets
at the ticket booth
and paid in euros...
Her tickets were pear-shaped
for a film called "Pear".

She came pear-shaped to the matinée.

You knew I would say that,
or maybe the booth man told you
as she walked away...

Her heels clicked on the crazy path
and the man looked...

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“You're a woman who's shaped like a pear!”
Said a rival with an insolent stare.
     “It depends,” said a friend
     who was keen to defend,
“Just how you appreciate a pear!”...

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