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Teen Parody Poems

These Teen Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Teen. These are the best examples of Parody Teen poems written by international poets.

Goldibear and the Three Locks

One day when the sun seemed hotter than hell,
at lunch, pre-teen Goldibear started to yell.
"Who's fixing my sandwich, who's warming my soup?
and ice cream! ...

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Categories: parody, 11th grade, angst, for

You'Re a Monster, Donny Dump

Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version).
KP

You’re a monster, Donny Dump.
Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown.
To no end, I could deride you,
are no depths...

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Categories: parody, america, celebrity, fun, humor,

Death's At the Door

Death's at our door, it's right there on our Ring.
I told it we're busy but it's patient - I think.
Death's at our door and -...

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Categories: parody, 11th grade, death, fantasy,

Kristy and the Conch Shell

Along some bank of ambiguity.
Isolated while in wonder,
I lacked motivation.
Consequently, I preferred to be someplace different.
I perceived myself wandering near the banks,
Concerning one Tiber River...

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Categories: parody, beach, confusion, humorous, imagination,

Queen Elizabeth and I - In Trump's Own Words

I finally met the Queen,
This impossibly Grand Dame,
A dream from just a teen
And now I’m in her frame.

My mother just adored her,
She’d fill my head...

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Categories: allegory, celebrity, humor, parody,

Parrots and Bosses

As a young teen,
she never liked parrots and bosses
Nah, never liked them at all
A parrot is always telling on you,
and a boss be always ordering...

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Categories: fun, humor, parody, teen,

Nike Sneakers

Stop Look Listen!

This Emergency is Dire

I've Perched myself on a Telephone Wire

Crowds have gathered below 

I'm starting to Perspire

I do not want Money or to...

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Categories: parody, angst, funny, growing up,

Our Body Can Be An Asset Or a Liability

Our Body Can Be An Asset Or A Liability…

Our body can either be an asset or a liability.
It can glorify God, or be given to...

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Categories: parody, dedication, depression, devotion, faith,

Redneck Father's Day------

***NOTE~TO BE READ WITH A RIDICULOUS "SILKY SOUTHERN DRAWL" (have fun:)***



"Storm over yet...?"

"Well hay'ell ye'ah! 
 woo-hoo!
 sum'body git me a da'gumm cole beer.
 whadda'bou...

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Categories: parody, caregiving, childhood, confusion, family,

Runcorn Moonlit Romance

Through the erotic alleyways
of dim set lamppost light,
smoky the figure struts on by
to catch the last bus of the night.
It's gone past eleven,
and it's down...

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Categories: funny, life, nostalgia, parody,

Not Sofa King Cool

A
College Dorm sleeps
Four per room
Keg party 
Loud
Too much Boom

           A
Drunk freshman sleeps
Where he falls
Coeds toss...

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Categories: parody, angst, art, confusion, funny,

Conflict of Self-Interest

By: Amy

I need  to study, cannot go out...
‘BUT THAT PARTY I HEARD ABOUT!’
I’m so behind, I simply must work...
‘BUT THERE’S A KEG! WHAT A...

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Categories: parody, confusion, education, family, funny,

Walk of Shame

Walk Of Shame

Did you see that girl walk by?
I can tell, she got a guy
It's 9am, her hair's a mess
Sunday morning in a party dress?

Mascara...

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Categories: funny, parody, people, school,

I Am...

I am a poet writing of my pain
I am a person living a life of shame
I am your daughter, hiding my depression
I am your sister,...

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Categories: parody, angst, childhood, daughter, depression,

A Constent Battle

At the point of no return,
Beyond all hope,
Can't turn back if i tried,
Don't love this anymore,
Everyone stares,
Forever with dread,
Got to leave here,
Happiness is out of...

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Categories: parody, depression, friendship, inspirational, loss,