Queen Elizabeth and I - In Trump's Own Words

I finally met the Queen, This impossibly Grand Dame, A dream from just a teen And now I’m in her frame. My mother just adored her, She’d fill my head with tales, Of hardships amidst splendor, Right down to the details. But now to be so feted By this beacon of our time, An honor so awaited, A pleasure so sublime. As to all the pomp and pageantry, It really suits me well, Hobnobbing with her Majesty, It’s truly rather swell. It’s clear that I deserve it, Who more so than me, A just and timely benefit, To the leader of the free. Melania’s also happy, She got to strut her style, Her outfits always snappy, All great for my profile. The British saw my wit, My charm and all my grace, No longer that misfit, Now the undisputed ace.