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Redneck Father's Day------

***NOTE~TO BE READ WITH A RIDICULOUS "SILKY SOUTHERN DRAWL" (have fun:)***



"Storm over yet...?"

"Well hay'ell ye'ah! 
 woo-hoo!
 sum'body git me a da'gumm cole beer.
 whadda'bou  that boy th'er?
 sum'body git him'a cole beer too!"

"Diddy! that boy ain't nothin' but 8 years old!"

"Wha'choo sayin? 
 wha'th'a?
 na'I don't give a jolly'durn, if he ain't nuttin but 8 year'owed!
 shoot! 
 'dat boy dun' sat him thr'ew a big ol', storm! 
 torna'durr warnin' too!
 he gonna have him'a cole burr;  
 on me!"
 my treat!
 mama, git him'a cole burr! 
 ro'tt now; 
 ya'here?
 besides...
 ta'days father's day!" 



© 2011  ~JSLambert Esquire

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Judy Ball

Date: 6/23/2011 6:25:00 AM

This is really cute and painfully about parr. There are some out where I come from that are like that. Got a little giggle from it though. Good stuff, God Bless, JB

John Aaron Green

Date: 6/22/2011 8:02:00 PM

my truck is up on blocks,,,,lol....

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/20/2011 11:08:00 PM

haha. Redneck can be fun. Get 'er done!!

Daver Austin

Date: 6/20/2011 11:20:00 AM

LOve this one. Minds me o tha time we uz havin swan fer Thanksgivin dinner. I uz only 8 n needin a beer ta wash it doun. Love, daver

Gautami Phookan

Date: 6/20/2011 2:09:00 AM

Can't tell you how much I love 'em dialect forms, JS..Robert Hinshaw writes them too. The words sound so poetic. and...thank you so much for liking my work, I'm so honored. I may live far off in India but never have I felt disconnected with the Natives, inuits or amish people, they have some kind of a charm that always attracts..maybe it's the rustic element which I like so much...my best wishes and a happy father's day to you...gautami

Don Johnson

Date: 6/19/2011 3:49:00 PM

The sweet caress of the slanging crest, a well done job right here, if she wants to wear the trousers best, a small spanking might endear:) or not :) love it mate, Don

Nette Onclaud

Date: 6/19/2011 11:51:00 AM

twang-twisting, JS.. lol! thanks for the laughs ; goood one.. happy father's day! :) huggs, nette

Mike Dailey

Date: 6/19/2011 11:44:00 AM

this has to be read aloud. I don't know where you got the spelling for all these redneck words. Mike

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 6/19/2011 10:42:00 AM

This is a really fun write (& read) haha I just had to try reading it aloud-- Enjoyed this read, JS and if you are a daddy, a Happy Father's Day to you! :)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/19/2011 10:30:00 AM

LOL Got a good chuckle from this one, Joey. Very funny portrait of a redneck family celebrating Father's Day. Big thumbs up for this one and a perfect seven as well. Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 6/19/2011 9:27:00 AM

Thanks for wishing the Father's Day. I am happy father of four children and eight grand children all here in North America, JS

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 6/19/2011 9:08:00 AM

well JS I certainly enjoyed this redneck Father's Day write from your creative pen.. in the vernacular vocab no less..how awesome luv.. appreciate your sweet sentiments on my Daddy poem too luv.. if u are one..HFD..

Katherine Stella

Date: 6/19/2011 8:48:00 AM

noo is this a sight for sore eyes lol loved it all the way true would like to see this in a series of write me still lol here also thanks for your kindest comments about me glades been there once and it was to darn tooting hot lol but was really clean could eat off streets in orlando keep up fine works

Katherine Stella

Date: 6/19/2011 8:48:00 AM