Walk of Shame

Walk Of Shame Did you see that girl walk by? I can tell, she got a guy It's 9am, her hair's a mess Sunday morning in a party dress? Mascara run, lipstick smeared She thought, this hour, all coasts were cleared Oh but no, her I did see And as she stumbled, she saw me High heels on, cell in hand Back to the dorms, she walked on Grand Walk of shame, oh how you expose The true nature of the hoes Guys wake up to chill on their lawn As freshmen girls grudgingly pursue on Calling out, "Well how was your night!?" Girls wish their walk was out of sight I just laugh and point them out More so notifying all via shout "Walk of Shame, that is you!" These young girls, they've got no clue The ones who get it, then take off Again next weekend, it's never enough Get any guy, hooking up's their game, But each time regretting the walk of shame. You might think I judge too hard Not giving them the innocent card I shouldn't talk, I'm such a hypocrite That was me yesterday morning, I will admit.