Conflict of Self-Interest

By: Amy I need to study, cannot go out... ‘BUT THAT PARTY I HEARD ABOUT!’ I’m so behind, I simply must work... ‘BUT THERE’S A KEG! WHAT A GREAT PERK!’ I have a paper, and test real soon... ‘BUT THERE’S TOMORROW, JUST WAKE AT NOON!’ I can’t take a hangover on a Sunday... ‘BUT THE PARTY TONIGHT’S 281 HATHAWAY!’ I’ve so much concern, my GPA’s sunk... ‘ALL THE MORE REASON I SHOULD GET DRUNK!’ I’ll be too tired, the night gets so late... ‘CAN’T STALL LONGER; THE PARTIES WON’T WAIT!’ Really, grades worry me, school’s been tough... ‘BUT THINK OF THE GUYS, SO HOT, SO BUFF!’ THIS IS TRUE! MY DECISION IS RIGHT! ‘TIME TO GO OUT FOR ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!’