Girl Parody Poems

You can gossip, you can talk
Having the time of my life
Ooh see that girl, watch her moves
Dig it she’s a gossip queen

Friday night and the...

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Very scary nursery rhyme 

One from an olden ancient time 

Full of nails, blood and gore 

Isn't that children, what you really here for? 

Or...

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( To be sang to the tune of - " Let's Go Fly A Kite! "
 - from Mary Poppins. ) 

When Snow White lived...

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Parody of
Happy Together.
By the: Turtles
Song writers: Alan Gordon/Garry Bonner

Within your heart, there used to be,
a flame of love that burned so bright,
that all could see.
Reflections...

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Jack,* be nimble
Jack,* be fair
Brush your teeth,
Comb your hair.

Jack, be nimble
Jack, be cool
Act your age, 
Stay in school.

Jack, be nimble
Jack, be neat
Raise your hand
Take your...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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I know what it costs
to parent a tyrant
24/7
52 weeks/year
and yet avoid judging,
feeling guilty,
self-blaming shame
for all I am not sufficient,
yet.

I remember learning curious distinctions
between genuine remorse
given,...

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We have all been warned, but the sign was there
Staring in her face,
and nothing else was
The food could be drugged
But the sign said “eat me”...

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He had the charm, tattoos on each arm,
a Zapata moustache and a pony.
Skin tight blue jeans, ripped at the seams,
(that showed off his prize polony).

A...

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I've become a potato
and my couch is groanin
every time I stand up or sit down
my mind is all hazy
cause I'm gettin lazy
think I've gained about...

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The Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch

One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.

Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay...

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 After graduating from UF, in the early '80s I wrote the book, lyrics and score for a musical adaptation of Moliere's farce Le Malade...

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Scarlet is a southern belle quite spoiled,
she is very beautiful with flawless skin;
this southern belle has many beaus,
fiddle-dee-dee is her favorite reply!

Great balls on fire...

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Mama I Want to Play… with apologies to Frank Loesser

Layla, my puppy: I really can’t stay
Me: (But Layla I asked you to)
I wanna go play
(Oh...

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When she’s sick I’m so in trouble 
Rocks my world, bursts my bubble,
All at once my head is spinning,
Forehead aching, hair fast thinning.

I’m not trained...

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