Selected Lyrics From the Imaginary Invalid
After graduating from UF, in the early '80s I wrote the book, lyrics and score for a musical adaptation of Moliere's farce Le Malade Imaginaire ("The Imaginary Invalid") and have decided to post five of the song lyrics from my adaptation.
1. OPENING NUMBER
ARGAN [tragically]
A sick man’s life is fraught—
[Pause; then ebulliently]
With many pleasures!
Like enemas and pills and other measures.
When there’s a flutter in my heart
Like there’s butter in my heart
I don’t mutter in my heart—
I sing!
It’s never-failing,
When you’re ailing,
Have a fling!
A sick man’s life is always so surprising,
You just can’t tell what ailment is arising
No matter who you chance to meet
Swapping stories, you compete:
You’re so sick, you always beat
Them at the game—
Compared with mine
Their paltry whine
Just seems so lame!
[tragically]
But oh! The pain, the pain—
I bear it like a living saint—
I never would complain,
Not even when I’m feeling faint!
[Leaps up and cavorts athletically around the room]
[Settling down]
A sick man’s life is anything but boring—
There’s always some disease to be exploring.
I search its symptoms in a book,
Call my doctor sorely shook,
Make arrangements that he look
After my need—
Not every hemophiliac, you know, might bleed!
It’s never failing when you’re ailing
Never failing when you’re ailing
Never failing when you’re ailing
Have a fling!
4. WHAT I NEVER KNEW I HOPED FOR
ANGELIQUE
You’re what I never knew I hoped for—
You’re what I never knew I dreamed about.
It’s funny how things happen—
It’s rare one’s dreams come true,
Or else, one day they are swept away,
Like mine were changed by you.
You’re what I never knew I hoped for—
You’re what I never knew I dreamed about.
And now, I’m all confused,
Adrift upon a cloud,
Unsure of the time, in a mist, and blind
To all— to all, but your face!
And old sayings hold true:
You’re a bolt from the blue,
You’re a blossom in winter, a blessing, a clue
To the me that was hidden away.
I’ve seen you: I’m different today.
9. ACT ONE FINALE
ARGAN
Now everything moves forward to the letter
(The legal stuff could still progress much better!)
I’ll make some changes to my will
Make no compromise until
Angelique comes to fulfill all my desires—
I’ll have a doctor as my kin, what else transpires!
ANGELIQUE AND CLEANCE
We two shall search his records, bills, and papers
For evidence of all his wifey’s capers.
BERALDE
And since he’s pushed us to the brink
We’ll engage a well-known shrink
To observe and tell us what he thinks to do—
ALL THREE
And we’ll insist that he persist until we’re through!
BELINE
They’re nearly onto the game!
DR PURGON
It should perhaps be put on the shelf—
BELINE
I’ll play on, just the same.
BELINE & DR PURGON
It’s everybody for her-/him- self!
ALL FIVE
Now on to lunch, with thoughts not where the pans are:
While we digest, our minds are where our plans are!
Though it is innocent, it seems,
To be dreaming harmless dreams,
We’ll be nursing subtle schemes all of the while:
For some elation, machination is in style!
10. THE DISH RAG
THREE GOSSIPS
Oh, did you hear the dish about Mary Ann?
She went and fell for a delivery man!
ONE
She says that money isn’t everything—
TWO
I doubt it!
THREE
She may like peasants, fine, but there’s no need to tout it!
SEVERAL OTHERS
And did you get the dirt about Cindy Lou?
The guy she dates looks like he lives in a zoo!
TWO
They say that love is blind, and this really shows it!
THREE
Perhaps it’s just a phase…
ONE
Let’s hope that she outgrows it!
VARIOUSLY
So what’s the latest poop?
I haven’t dished all day!
We need a fresh new scoop—
It’s old news anyway!
I know you’re in the loop
What were you going to say?
Oh please! The gossip here is a bore!
ALL TOGETHER
And even on the television
All the characters seem to say
Is how they hold him in derision
Or else who’ll she sleep with today—
Bed and bar-room hopping
Never think of stopping—
TV life must be swell!
And far from consternation
This is emulation:
We will buy whatever they sell!
THE THREE GOSSIPS
Then there’s the news concerning little Toinette—
She’s just as smitten as a poor girl can get!
ONE
They say that she loves Robert…
TWO
But he won’t return it!
THREE
Poor fool!
ALL
She’ll make a big mistake yet!
11. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
TOINETTE
Dare I wish this come to pass?
Is love all it’s said to be?
And stranger things have happened
Than his falling in love with me:
It could come true.
It could come true.
Dare I hope where hope is slight?
Be blind when I ought to see?
Yet stranger things have happened
Than his falling in love with me:
It could come true;
It could come true.
Should I hope for it?
Should I plan on it?
Should I smile and tell myself
That I’m not a fool?
Have I dreamt too much,
Leapt ahead too soon,
Set my sights a bit too high
My hopes too far, to find
That I’m alone, just as before,
Listening sadly at the door,
Nursing my bruised emotions in the shadows--
Shattered notions in the shadows--
Longing for a lost affair,
Pleading with the empty air,
Knowing that he doesn’t care…
He doesn’t care?
I shall play the hopeful fool:
It’s all that I care to be—
And stranger things have happened
Than his falling in love with me!
It could come true… it could come true.
It could come true— it has to come true!
Copyright © J P Marmaro | Year Posted 2019
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