My Parody of Margaritaville By Jimmy Buffett

I've become a potato and my couch is groanin every time I stand up or sit down my mind is all hazy cause I'm gettin lazy think I've gained about 25 pounds Wastin away again because I'm quarantined can't even go see my girl anymore I swear to God, that I am goin insane and I know, it's a socialist plot... I don't have cable no internet either over the air is all I can get my game systems broken and man I aint jokin even the service is out on my phone... Wastin away again because I'm quarantined can't even talk to my friends in the yard I swear to God, that I am goin insane and I know, it's a communist plot... I've become my own jailer locked in this trailer cabinfever is comin on strong I talk to my daisies so I must be crazy somebody save me before it's to late... Wastin away again because I'm quarantined regulations limit what I can do I swear to God, that I am goin insane and I know, it's the democrats plot... Hope Jimmy Buffett doesn't sue me...bwahahahaha