Running Wolves Poet Lyric

My Parody of Margaritaville By Jimmy Buffett

I've become a potato
and my couch is groanin
every time I stand up or sit down
my mind is all hazy
cause I'm gettin lazy
think I've gained about 25 pounds

Wastin away again because I'm quarantined
can't even go see my girl anymore
I swear to God, that I am goin insane
and I know, it's a socialist plot...

I don't have cable
no internet either
over the air is all I can get
my game systems broken
and man I aint jokin
even the service is out on my phone...

Wastin away again because I'm quarantined
can't even talk to my friends in the yard
I swear to God, that I am goin insane
and I know, it's a communist plot...

I've become my own jailer
locked in this trailer
cabinfever is comin on strong
I talk to my daisies
so I must be crazy
somebody save me before it's to late...

Wastin away again because I'm quarantined
regulations limit what I can do
I swear to God, that I am goin insane
and I know, it's the democrats plot...

Hope Jimmy Buffett doesn't sue me...bwahahahaha

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Kim Rodrigues September 13, 2021 at 2:57 PM LOL! Good one! Just ask him for a fifty-fifty split because this is good! Running Wolves September 13, 2021 at 3:03 PM You are to kind dear poetess... thank you...

Linda Alice Fowler February 18, 2021 at 5:49 AM Very clever and fun write, with truth at the core RW. I enjoyed your parody. :) Linda Running Wolves February 28, 2021 at 2:11 PM Thank you so much

Ingrid Lehman May 30, 2020 at 10:23 PM Very humerous! Love it! Get outdoors into the mountain trails. That’s what keeps me sane :) Running Wolves July 15, 2020 at 2:25 PM Thank you very much and please accept my apology for the long silence been off line for a while..

Darlene De Beaulieu May 14, 2020 at 1:43 PM Hello Running Wolves, your not the only one going insane. Many others feel the same way to. Enjoy your day my fiend. Running Wolves July 15, 2020 at 2:27 PM Thank you very much. Please accept my apology for taking so long to respond. Ive been off line a while.

Kelli White April 30, 2020 at 4:02 PM You should put this to music in your yard of daisies and post it on YouTube. You would get a lot of hits. Well done RW, bless you kelli Running Wolves April 30, 2020 at 5:48 PM Thank you very kindly

Sandra Adams April 30, 2020 at 8:58 AM lol... this is cute and oh so true for many of us locked away at home....I know I certainly go stir crazy at times but if this were back when we were kids without all these modern devices I supposed it would be more boring.... enjoyed your humorous little parody :) hugs Running Wolves April 30, 2020 at 9:09 AM Thank you sweetness. Fortunately my phone does work or I'd be absolutely nutz by now...lol