Panky Poems - Poems about Panky

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse, (who remained married to yours truly for about o......Read the rest...

...I feel just like that old grey squirrel, whose belly is empty as can be. He keeps on searching for those acorns, but he has climbed up a maple tree. He worked hard and long the whole darn yea......Read the rest...

...Waves slapping me all over my body rocked by the riptide of your embrace; Rough and tumble hanky panky, there is nothing left to chase.......Read the rest...

...Today's not one of my better days Even I have 'em every so often Believe me mine are rarer than most Will be chuckling even in my coffin Sure hope it doesn't freak someone out And anot......Read the rest...

...THE PRANKER AND THE PRANKEE Pranking might be a game to a pranker But an unpremeditated shocker. The prank might become costly Cos when you presumed it'll be funny, the fun becomes a life bre......Read the rest...

...They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!! All they had to worry about were those thorny ......Read the rest...

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago The following poem tweaked courtesy original author who crafted literary endeavor some couple years ago. Now circa August 20th, 2122, or 193......Read the rest...

...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” ......Read the rest...

...Introduction: once again I incorporate my trademark penchant to fabricate fictitiously portions of the following poetic endeavor can you care to discern fact from fiction? Attempts at life......Read the rest...

...Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time future time traveler looks back one century ago, oceanic waterways overladen with green slime, yours truly atte......Read the rest...

...I'm feeling prickly better not cuddle tonight I'm not feeling right you got a headache? no, just a little bit pooped better not prick me No Hanky Panky tonight? Maybe just a peck ......Read the rest...

...An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sens......Read the rest...

...Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom ......Read the rest...

...Nancy’s a nymphomaniac Who networks when flat on her back Her motives are shady And Nan ain’t no lady She always gets blokes in the sack Yes, Nancy’s a bit of a lass Three stock c......Read the rest...

...No rhyme nor reason why with yours truly ejaculating (not prematurely), I utter yippee, nope no intercourse induced whoopie upon this... - day three January two thousand and twenty one perhap......Read the rest...