Short Panky Poems

a rustling of leaves

faerie magic underfoot

hanky elf swanky...

Read More

Waves slapping me all over my body
rocked by the riptide of your embrace;
Rough and tumble hanky panky,
there is nothing left to chase....

Read More

Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

Read More

Dear Lord, I feel roxy!
I am on the move!
No need for a proxy,
Let me enjoy the groove.

Hey you! Looking swanky! 
It turns out you could do
Good deal hanky-panky.
Come closer - I won't sue....

Read More

Poor old Dan was a bit of a schmuck
Ran out of gas in his brand new truck
Now late for his date
Boy, was she irate
No hanky panky was his bad luck



hanky panky- loosely translated as sexual activity...

Read More

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed quite scantily...

Read More

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so scantily...

Read More

The greatest doggie in the world is our “Annie”
An almost human golden retriever, it's really uncanny
Her vocabulary is wide
By our wishes, she abides
At times she's naughty but we put up with her hanky panky...

Read More

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

Read More

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

Read More

Hanky Panky


    Big Hank
 Robbed Bank 

     In Jail
   Met Gail

    Got Out
   Had Clout 

   He's bad 
  She's glad  

  They Wed 
    In Bed


10-21-16

Contest: Five Fabulous Footles
Sponsor: Jan Allison...

Read More

I'm feeling prickly 
better not cuddle tonight 
I'm not feeling right 

you got a headache?
no, just a little bit pooped 
better not prick me 

No Hanky Panky 
tonight? Maybe just a peck  
then ? what do you say ? 

wanna play ?...

Read More

He Was The Music Man


Mr Pankridge
was a totem pole,
red-haired, blue-mouthed militant,
Six-foot, tip-toeing, tangle-footed trip hazard.
“The Music Wizard”
or “Hanky Panky” if he’s grumpy.
He could spit Mussorgsky
across a classroom like a cherry stone....

Read More

Essential for a happy life, is love, money, and hanky panky
Nothing even comes close, hmmm perhaps a l'il boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
As well as some cute young fillies dressed quite scantily


© Jack Ellison 2015...

Read More

There was a dirty old man named Hanky

   Who suggested they play Hanky-Panky

      Please meet me at my chateau

         Your hubby will never know

            She jabbed where it hurt and said No Thanky

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

Read More

Ah-choo!
Bless you!

Hanky?
Thank ye,

Got cold?
Blow nose...

Feel hot,
To trot!

Drug store,
Buy more!

Return,
Discern,

Took swill,
Nyquill,

Hanky
Panky?

Health crap,
Strength sap!

Hear snore,
Night bore,

Long sleep,
No reap,

No luck,
Gave up,

Frankly,
cranky,

Cold dour…
Shower.



1-28-17...

Read More

lanky lusts leering
fostering felon fits
damp draw drooling
draped over dances
voluptuous veils vying
saucy veins spanking

hanky panky hoisting
falling fallible feelings
severed surges smirking

eerie emotions nauseated
squashed capillaries cremated
pulpy pukes pirated

lurching labium limbs
paused, party pissed.
     '20:01:29:18:14...

Read More

bruised zeal bled
crumbling callous crest
hoisted hanker smote
cranky curves clothe
hanky panky puked
vying voluptuous views

porous pen peered
pulpy paranormal reared
felon feasting fear

sassy syllables etched
in punctured pest
whooshing pasts wet

haggard future feigned
dark drips craved.
     '20:03:10:16:22

Note: William Wadsworth...

Read More

Razzle dazzle me with kisses 
face to face we cannot miss 
bye and bye the world erases 
two by two, we win the race 
Toddy Toddy tie the knotty  
Your a sizzlin' hottie hottie 
Pitter patter goes my heart  
With a bling bling a la carte 
Yum yum  your so tasty 
Hanky panky no not hasty
Razzle dazzle me with kisses 
face to face we cannot miss ....

Read More

Lets hanky panky, kooshy koo, 
Rising stiff, stripe it down, draw 
the line, endorse it in delight, I 
know you will, pour on the 
wine, and six-shoot it slowly,in
tasted, dripped the tongue, 
Locking licked lips,coated,As the 
cougar counter clocks, it wisely 
turning up the heat, steamed fog
hits the sheets, bursting 
extremely desired,between one 
another, we play, Do it here, 
Do it there, where the best of 
the best head comes from A 
thug! I am yours, Take me now.......

Read More