One Liners Poems | Examples

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Premium Member twelve one liners

 

oh clouds  that drift and hover  above
a journey  a trajectory   and path unknown
ocean waves  battering thundering  to shores
oh woods  where tangled vines creep   birds sing
birds  of many species  singing with joy  each day
flowers  wild and unruly  twining   and creeping 
winds  with  their constant solemn  music
rain   that the forests and woods   drink
blue water   in ponds streams rivers   and lakes
oh creatures  that sleep in hollows  safe from  harm
sun  in the azure sky  shining   on earth
moon  up there trustworthy for night  dreams

Premium Member DOUZAIN a dozen one liners


QUESTLINE what song do the old never forget YESTERDAY

OPPOSITES in the midst of death - lichen comes to life

TABB  out of the picture - blanked

SPRING NO more frozen earth BUTnature's new birth

SWITCH verb to noun changea dollar to cents. CHANGE

QUATRAINO HINDSIGHT 20/20 myopia lens

DARYUSH 5/3 PAUSE hesitate & dream - and receive

STREAM of  CONSCIOUSNESS  spontaneous thoughts awaken

HUITAIN  STICKNEY sonneteer superbe peut-etre

SEPTALINE LIFE living out daydreams- in the present

SOLILOQUY prithee tarry - anon we marry

POPE upon his sleeve ,all life does wear....for all to see

One Liners

"one liners"


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Premium Member Old One Liners

For example, take my wife—Please!

Who was that lady you were dancing with?
That was no lady—That was my wife!

I bought my husband a chair for his birthday
He won’t even let me plug it in!

I told my doctor I have five es
He said—My god!  How does your underwear fit?
I said—Like a glove!

I found my best friend in bed with my wife
I said Lenny!  I have to—but you?

Just got back from a pleasure trip
Took my mother-in-law back to the airport

I told my father, no one likes me
He said—Don’t worry, everyone hasn’t met you yet

That man’s nuts!  Grab ‘em!

Money is relative—
I have less money than any of my relatives

I’m on a sea food diet
I see food—I eat it

6/3/22

Premium Member One Liners X Two

In New York someone gets 
stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!

I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal houses can't jump.

How long is a Chinese name.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

No matter how much you push
an envelope will always be stationary.

A picture is worth a thousand words
but takes longer to load.

Change is inevitable except from
a vending machine.

Don't judge a book by it's movie.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!

What happens when you throw a green
rock into the red sea? It gets wet.

Always speak well of your enemies,
after all you made them.

Working in a mirror factory is something
I can see myself working.

Premium Member One Liners

“Hair today, gone tomorrow” an old expression
Another is “Never to late to make a first impression”
Old sayings you hear
While having a beer
With a bunch of buddies and acting like adolescents


Premium Member Covid Zinet - One-Liners

ZINET**  ~  new 1-line poetry form invented by Dr Zik
(max 5 syllables)



COVID
testing 123


CABIN FEVER
travel ban


BIRTHDAY CANDLES
video party


KISSES
drive-by throws



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Premium Member One Liners

Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer
So dad, if your up there... you nailed it
Now that sounded a bit disrespectful don't you think
Sorry, should strike the ladder from my script

You can't drink away alcoholism while lying in the gutter
So just take small sips on your couch
That way you'll be much more relaxed and comfortable
When you puke and won't be such a grouch

Why did a blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for an hour
It read concentrate... now that makes sense
When thing's are coming your way, you're in the wrong lane 
Then things will hit you and make a dent

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking
Then men do, just spend time thinking
Was worried my mechanic would rip me off but was relieved
Said I needed turn-signal fluid, had no inkling

One Liners

Missing their presence while opening up their holiday presents had become a nostalgic and bittersweet ritual for them.





12-21-17

Premium Member The Other 1-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

I look into the reflection in your beautiful eyes and see him


12-20-16

Premium Member The Other 2-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

the flowers sigh their gentle goodbye from behind the look in your eyes
 

102016

Premium Member The Other 3-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

in your eyes I see wonder and the reflected image of a fool


12-20-16

Premium Member The Other 4-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

as the tears well in your eyes my heart drips scarlet droplets of regret


12-20-16

Premium Member The Other 5-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

in your tender caring eyes lies your unintentional deception


12-20-16

Premium Member The Other 6-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

the other gazed back at me from within your blue eyes and he was me


12-20-16

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