One Liners Poems - Poems about One Liners

twelve one liners

 

oh clouds  that drift and hover  above
a journey  a trajectory   and path unknown
ocean waves  battering thundering  to shores
oh woods  where tangled vines creep   birds sing
birds  of many species  singing with joy  each day
flowers  wild and unruly  twining  

DOUZAIN a dozen one liners

QUESTLINE what song do the old never forget YESTERDAY

OPPOSITES in the midst of death - lichen comes to life

TABB  out of the picture - blanked

SPRING NO more frozen earth BUTnature's new birth

SWITCH verb to noun changea dollar to cents. CHANGE

QUATRAINO HINDSIGHT 20/20 myopia lens

DARYUSH 5/3 PAUSE hesitate & dream - and receive

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation
towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure!

A recent study has found that women who carry a
little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!

When

Old One Liners

For example, take my wife—Please!

Who was that lady you were dancing with?
That was no lady—That was my wife!

I bought my husband a chair for his birthday
He won’t even let me plug it in!

I told my doctor I have five es
He said—My god!  How does your underwear fit?
I said—Like a glove!

I found my best friend

One Liners X Two

In New York someone gets 
stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!

I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal houses can't jump.

How long is a Chinese name.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

No matter how much you

One Liners

Today a man knocked on my door and asked
for a small donation towards the local swimming
pool. I gave him a glass of water!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm
not too sure!

A recent study has found that women who carry a
little extra weight live longer than the men who
mention it!

When wearing a bikini,

One Liners

“Hair today, gone tomorrow” an old expression
Another is “Never to late to make a first impression”
Old sayings you hear
While having a beer
With a bunch of buddies and acting like adolescents

Covid Zinet - One-Liners

ZINET**  ~  new 1-line poetry form invented by Dr Zik
(max 5 syllables)



COVID
testing 123


CABIN FEVER
travel ban


BIRTHDAY CANDLES
video party


KISSES
drive-by throws



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on July 23, 2020

One Liners Number 4, Can You Believe It

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is very large
Remember half the people you know are below average
You're bloody well right, you're still in charge

Okay Scottie, now beam down my clothes, not funny
Think you can get away with that spacey stuff
What happens if you get scared half

One Liners Encore

A woman says to her dentist, “Don't know what's worse
Having a tooth pulled or having a baby”
Dentist says, “Must adjust the chair to make us more comfortable
So make up your mind, got others waiting”

A Chinese couple had a black baby, named it Sum Ting Wong
Are you giggling and peeing your kimono
Ever wonder what two-headed snakes

One Liners

Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer
So dad, if your up there... you nailed it
Now that sounded a bit disrespectful don't you think
Sorry, should strike the ladder from my script

You can't drink away alcoholism while lying in the gutter
So just take small sips on your couch
That way you'll be much

One Liners

Missing their presence while opening up their holiday presents had become a nostalgic and bittersweet ritual for them.





12-21-17

The Other 1-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

I look into the reflection in your beautiful eyes and see him


12-20-16

The Other 2-In Your Eyes-A Series of One Liners

the flowers sigh their gentle goodbye from behind the look in your eyes
 

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