One Liners Poems - Poems about One Liners

oh clouds that drift and hover above a journey a trajectory and path unknown ocean waves battering thundering to shores oh woods where tangled vines creep birds sing birds of many species singing with joy each day flowers wild and unruly twining ...

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QUESTLINE what song do the old never forget YESTERDAY OPPOSITES in the midst of death - lichen comes to life TABB out of the picture - blanked SPRING NO more frozen earth BUTnature's new birth SWITCH verb to noun changea dollar to cents. CHANGE QUATRAINO HINDSIGHT 20/20 myopia lens DARYUSH 5/3 PAUSE hesitate & dream - and receive STREAM of ...

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"one liners" the comedian only spoke in monoku...

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water! I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure! A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! When...

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For example, take my wife—Please! Who was that lady you were dancing with? That was no lady—That was my wife! I bought my husband a chair for his birthday He won’t even let me plug it in! I told my doctor I have five es He said—My god! How does your underwear fit? I said—Like a glove! I found my best friend...

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In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard! I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal houses can't jump. How long is a Chinese name. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an onion a day keeps everyone away. No matter how much you...

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water! I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure! A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! When wearing a bikini,...

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“Hair today, gone tomorrow” an old expression Another is “Never to late to make a first impression” Old sayings you hear While having a beer With a bunch of buddies and acting like adolescents...

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ZINET** ~ new 1-line poetry form invented by Dr Zik (max 5 syllables) COVID testing 123 CABIN FEVER travel ban BIRTHDAY CANDLES video party KISSES drive-by throws AP: Honorable Mention 2021 Posted on July 23, 2020...

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is very large Remember half the people you know are below average You're bloody well right, you're still in charge Okay Scottie, now beam down my clothes, not funny Think you can get away with that spacey stuff What happens if you get scared half...

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A woman says to her dentist, “Don't know what's worse Having a tooth pulled or having a baby” Dentist says, “Must adjust the chair to make us more comfortable So make up your mind, got others waiting” A Chinese couple had a black baby, named it Sum Ting Wong Are you giggling and peeing your kimono Ever wonder what two-headed snakes...

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Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer So dad, if your up there... you nailed it Now that sounded a bit disrespectful don't you think Sorry, should strike the ladder from my script You can't drink away alcoholism while lying in the gutter So just take small sips on your couch That way you'll be much...

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Missing their presence while opening up their holiday presents had become a nostalgic and bittersweet ritual for them. 12-21-17...

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I look into the reflection in your beautiful eyes and see him 12-20-16...

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the flowers sigh their gentle goodbye from behind the look in your eyes 102016...

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