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In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard! I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal houses can't jump. How long is a Chinese name. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an onion a day keeps everyone away. No matter how much you push an envelope will always be stationary. A picture is worth a thousand words but takes longer to load. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. Don't judge a book by it's movie. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! What happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? It gets wet. Always speak well of your enemies, after all you made them. Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself working.

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Date: 12/17/2021 9:57:00 AM
These are true gems, and, at my age, I hope I can remember some of them to share with the few friends I have left! Just kiddin'.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/17/2021 10:37:00 AM
My favourite... "In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!" LOL