One Liners x Two
In New York someone gets
stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!
I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal houses can't jump.
How long is a Chinese name.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
but an onion a day keeps everyone away.
No matter how much you push
an envelope will always be stationary.
A picture is worth a thousand words
but takes longer to load.
Change is inevitable except from
a vending machine.
Don't judge a book by it's movie.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What happens when you throw a green
rock into the red sea? It gets wet.
Always speak well of your enemies,
after all you made them.
Working in a mirror factory is something
I can see myself working.
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2021
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