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One Liners Encore

A woman says to her dentist, “Don't know what's worse Having a tooth pulled or having a baby” Dentist says, “Must adjust the chair to make us more comfortable So make up your mind, got others waiting” A Chinese couple had a black baby, named it Sum Ting Wong Are you giggling and peeing your kimono Ever wonder what two-headed snakes think of each other They certainly are aware of each other's aroma If you have to open your bathrobe, after eating Need to eat less, meals are much too vast A month before he died, Uncle Jim covered his back in lard A month later he slid downhill really fast Addicted to the hokey pokey till I turned myself around Hurt my head and banged it all about Found out adrenalin was brown when I bought a motorbike Betcha knew I was an old geezer no doubt My tennis foe didn't like my serve, always kept returning it Hit one he couldn't reach, friends no more Gave up my standup routine, people kept laughing at me Decided to be serious got accolades galore If your girlfriend starts smoking, just slow down a bit Or perhaps use a lubricant of some sort Why can't two Asians have a white baby do you think Coz two Wongs don't make a white in short Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony would you say One who can carry two coffees and 6 donuts Working as a teller, a woman asked me to check her balance Pushed her over, quite unsteady for a grown up