Best One Liners Poems
As I climb my family tree, each distinct leaf touches me with life's beauty.
(written 12/7/15 for Silent One's One Liners Three Contest)
Battle of the Sexes??
Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.
Sight seeing
Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak
Hick up
Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.
So sew
Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.
Knothead
He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.
John G. Lawless
12/10/2015
submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith
ZINET** ~ new 1-line poetry form invented by Dr Zik
(max 5 syllables)
COVID
testing 123
CABIN FEVER
travel ban
BIRTHDAY CANDLES
video party
KISSES
drive-by throws
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Bikini clad babes bouncing on a beach, a VERY popular spectator sport!
09~12~15
Contest – Sport One Liners
Sponsor – Silent One
10.12.2015 - A-L Andresen :)
"One liners" ( 5 : Alliteration) - 2rd place in the contest
- Do Not Forget To Enjoy Life -
- Learn, lead, lose and love - Life's lovely landscape
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09.12.15 - A-L Andresen :)
"One Line" (4 : Sport ) - 2rd place in the contest
- Confusion -
Understanding of football, room for confusion - Give me Michelangelo's paintings
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07.12.15 - A-L Andresen :)
"One Liners" (3 : Familie) - 3rd place in the contest
- Jewels -
- One warm circle of family, I carry my jewelery of angel dust
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05/12/15 - A-L Andresen :)
"One line" (2 : Animal ) - 3rd place in the contest
- Monkey Laughter -
- Humans deny their relationship with animals, monkeys laugh at us
They hit with punches and uppercuts :the crowd raging for more bloodied savagery!
One Liners Four
Silent One's Contest
12/10/2015
MY ONE LINERS WILL is to STRIKE
T S U N A M I
Jazzy flamboyant boogie wave climax, a disaster show.
D E C E P T I O N
Sugar-apple are the smiles yet to her eyes, I see lemons.
D I R T Y D A N C I N G
Dauntless dazzling dainty dolls dirtily dancing disfigures dignity.
S U C C E S S
I bit the metals but I didn't break, only I became marshmallows after.
B A T T L E of the S E X E S
Hundred men can build a bridge yet with one woman there's a home.
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9:57 PM; December 17, 2015
Dandelion wishes take flight with a single breath, and hope is born.
12/4/2015
For Silent One's One Liner Contest
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me, sweet lady
What an opening line that would be
Guarantees you a slap, there matey
Why is it so hard for women to find men
That are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they usually already have boyfriends
Specially if they're also good at cooking
The difference between a husband and a dog
The dog still gets excited to see you
Sometimes I have to reintroduce myself
To my wife, “hi, we're married, we two!”
My birth certificate was a letter of apology
Dad got from the condom company
Let my mind wander and it didn't come back
That's no reason to get all uppity
The very worst time to have a heart attack
Is during a game of charades
Gotta hope you're really good at the game
And they call 911 before you fade
Okay here's one last giggle, hope you like it
Finally had to stop drinking because
Got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
Followed close behind by the fuzz
© Jack Ellison 2015
beautiful beaming baby barefooted to show her bashful pink toe nails!
12/10/2015
One liners five: Alliteration - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Silent One
How ambrosial is her beauty silencing then pulsing my night completely!
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12/14/2015
One Liners Seven:Contest of Silent One
'The Way You Look Tonight'
Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, and various artists
winning is so wonderful he said it's like a drug.
9th December 2015
For contest 'One liners 4', sponsor Silent One
This season, I miss my family. Our MERRIEST CHATS were near the CHRISTMAS TREE.
Written Dec. 11, 2015 (anagrams in bold print)
I saw a thousand moons glide when I was in a deep connection with the self.
One Liners Six: Anagram Contest
Host: Silent One
12/12/2015
Tidal wave funneling the tornado of the sea; as dolphins rush to ride the swell.
12/5/2015 Contest Sponsored by: Silent One "One Liners Two"
Placed 2nd