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Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer So dad, if your up there... you nailed it Now that sounded a bit disrespectful don't you think Sorry, should strike the ladder from my script You can't drink away alcoholism while lying in the gutter So just take small sips on your couch That way you'll be much more relaxed and comfortable When you puke and won't be such a grouch Why did a blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for an hour It read concentrate... now that makes sense When thing's are coming your way, you're in the wrong lane Then things will hit you and make a dent Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking Then men do, just spend time thinking Was worried my mechanic would rip me off but was relieved Said I needed turn-signal fluid, had no inkling

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Date: 5/29/2018 2:04:00 PM
Hilarious ;)) xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/29/2018 3:43:00 PM
Strange mind eh... too many Spoon Sized Shreddies!!! LOL XOX
Date: 5/29/2018 11:34:00 AM
I think some blondes may take offence lol...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/29/2018 12:43:00 PM
Not afraid... I've beaten up lotsa girlies!!! Although there were some... XOX

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