Olay Poems - Poems about Olay

...Cows give milk, also 'wallets' sewn from leather 'shoes' accent her dress, 'Hide's' cover her body in northern freezing weather... USDA protects everybody Beef prepared, served as a ......Read the rest...

...A lithe performer with Cirque d’Soliel First much oiled herself with Oil of Olay, Then practiced her intense high wire plie While clad only in a grand floral lei. Her act was a gracef......Read the rest...

...It's another fine day in the neighbourhood Enjoy it while we have it, appreciate the good Three cheers and olay This extraordinary day We'll soon freeze our bums off in a parka with hood<......Read the rest...

...Well, it's another fine day in the neighbourhood Enjoy it while we have it, appreciate the good Three cheers and olay This extraordinary day We'll soon freeze our bums off in a parka with......Read the rest...

... Nothing more tragic or comical, than to think life ends at fifty. So terribly brainwashed...really! A sag here, a wrinkle there, proves you lived a long life. To an old dame, l......Read the rest...

...The ecstasy when biting into a chocolate bar Can only be described as echocstacy from Mars Pretty tricky, eh Mars bars, olay It's the thrill you got when you saw your first dinosaur<>...Read the rest...

...Our family is all about smells. When Old Spice clogs our senses My father is visiting. Sometimes I get a glimpse of him too, Out of the corner of my eye. He has been gone for eight years. Whe......Read the rest...

...Don't know if “delicious” can describe today Another I can think of is perhaps “yee-haw, olay!” Ye ole sun's shining brightly I tip my hat politely Sounds like I'm from a time when gentle......Read the rest...

...A well-groomed matador José Liked to moisturize with Oil of Olay His hands lost their grip The cape it did slip He was gored as he cried out "¡Olé!"......Read the rest...

...hey man, your words smell like tuna fish your rhymes are ludicrous and I have a wish you on vacation would be my bliss your shirt is wearing spagetti did you dine in the serengeti oh yeah ha ha......Read the rest...

...Don't know if “delicious” can describe today Another I can think of is perhaps “yee-haw, olay!” Ye ole sun's shining brightly I tip my hat politely Sounds like I'm from the dark ages when......Read the rest...

...At night I slather on my face An anti-wrinkle cream So it can make me youthful While I toss and turn and dream. Of course it doesn't work and yet, This ritual remains, With just the manufactu......Read the rest...

...Inspired by and sung to "The Whip It" tune by Devo. CRACK that old age whip Give it a pink slip, Step on an elliptical, Old age shouldn't have come this quick! Now whip your bod, into shape......Read the rest...

...Year after year I am deeply depressed, I'm highly educated and I'm well dressed. I live from highest peak to another peak, Celebrate them every time with chick and sleek. Wonder, what is it tha......Read the rest...

...Oh the joys of an airport trolley I try and push it oh what a folly The wheels always have a life of their own I’ve not got off the ground I just want to go home I want it to go left but it goe......Read the rest...